"Oh hun,
I gave up men for Lent,
2001.
"
Ah, well...and so it goes. I guess Easter never came.
That's OK, though. I have my one-woman here.
But hey! I'm sure that I could straighten you back out. Yeah...that's the ticket. One night with me...[idiotic grin and ducking]
Ellen DeGeneres drowned today. Authorities say she was found face-down in Rikki Lake.