Chef's Back, Even If Hayes Isn't (details on Wednesday's South Park show)

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[Feiny]

I predict Chef comes back WHITE.
a bit of mockery of the Black-White show.

[BunnySlippers]

You have a point. ;)

[Drammach]

Chef comes back brain damaged from too much time on an e-meter.

Chef ( Isaac Hayes ) suffered a stroke 17 Jan., '06...
He is suffering from some memory loss and slurring of speech..

I guess you got what you wished for, huh ???

[gidget7]

white or skinny

[Andy from Beaverton]

The Katrina episode was one of the best.

But we're still flooded! When are they going lower the water level???

[georgia2006]

hey youre from beaverton!!!!

[A CA Guy]

Just have Rush Limbaugh do the voice.

I'm sure that would go over real big, and I bet he would do it and have a blast.

[Central Scrutiniser]

Christ no, the last thing that gasbag needs is another thing to talk about.

[LibertarianInExile]

I have seen two propositions I liked (in combination): guest voices for Chef every week, and Chef gets killed. I suggested Kenny kill Chef every week, and the guest voice only be used for a single scream of "You bastard!" as Chef dies.

The other fun thing for them to do would be to have Chef go completely silent for a month, or go to TimmAY-status, mouthing the same words over and over.

[SevenofNine]

OHHHH COOL what they going do with Chef is he going be Zombie LOL!

[SevenofNine]

What WHAT LOL!

OMG I wonder if Matt and Trey would recruit Dave Chappelee to do Chef for one episode LOL!

[feedback doctor]

I'd love to see them make him mute, then he will always be identified with Hayes, and they can make him do stupid stuff. I'm betting tho it will be an episode when Chef's hypocrisy is exposed.
Of course they may make him an anti-scientology zealot that gets the religion banned from south park.
Who knows, Parker and Stone will no doubt surprise us!
I think since they lampoon celebrities, they will lampoon Mr. Hayes at some point.
PS Matt and Trey, if you are lurkering here, just don't make Chef a Freeper!

[Feiny]

The launch of "South Park’s" 10th season is marked by the triumphant homecoming of school chef, Jerome McElroy. "The Return of Chef!," premieres Wednesday, March 22 at 10:00 p.m., only Comedy Central.

The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.

Who the heck knew Chefs name was Jerome McElroy?

[EveningStar]

You always have great taglines. :)

[Kellykoop]

I bet he could even get pig and elephant DNA to splice if he tried.

Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice. Haven't you ever heard that song by 'Loverboy'... Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice! ;)

[finnman69]

Bingo. Chef become whiter than Mr. Rogers

[feedback doctor]

I have it! Here's what I think they ought to do with chef. (actually they've already done it), but this is what I hope IT is; Chef joins a religious cult that forbids speaking. He loses his job because he won't speak, and he ends up suing everybody. In court the defendants are John and Jane Smith. Tom Cruise comes as a character witness. In the end Cruise kills Chef when it's discovered that Chef is the father of Katie Holmes' baby. The police chase Cruise, and he ends up hiding in Stan's closet. All of this is captured by the reality show COPS. but Cruise has the dirt on the shows producer and the episode of COPS is yanked at the last minute.

[Bogey78O]

They mentioned it before. His parents are Scottish.

[Jimbaugh]

http://www.boycottmi3.com

Tom Cruise is on the boycott list.

[Jimbaugh]

That is an episode that I would watch.