Chef's Back, Even If Hayes Isn't (details on Wednesday's South Park show)

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[Central Scrutiniser]

This is gonna be fun.

[Central Scrutiniser]

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[commish]

OK --I'll be the first to say it -- SEX CHANGE!

[Ladysmith]

Oh boy, I guess! LOL!!!

[mnehring]

Chef comes back brain damaged from too much time on an e-meter.

Oh, and just for fun:
http://www.scientology.org/oca.htm

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[mainepatsfan]

I can't wait.

[Gumlegs]

OK --I'll be the first to say it -- SEX CHANGE!

So I guess it's sayonara to Chef's Salty Balls.

[Billthedrill]

So who does the voice now? Snoop Dogg? Chris Rock? Michael Keaton?

[cripplecreek]

Chefs little brother Cook, Voiced by Chris Rock would be cool. Eddie Murphy doesn't appear to be doing much these days either.

[Central Scrutiniser]

They already did sex change with Mr/Mrs Garrison.

I say he comes back white.

[scott7278]

Come out of the closet, Tom.

[WV Mountain Mama]

I also read a story today that Hayes had a stroke recently and that is the real reason he wants out, or something like that...

[commish]

Fox 411 on the Fox News website said today that Hayes may not have been the one to issue the statement saying he was leaving South Park. They are saying that Hayes suffered a stroke Jan 17 and that the Scientology people are covering up the reason he was hospitalized. could get interesting on that front in the days that come.

[usapatriot28]

OK --I'll be the first to say it -- SEX CHANGE!

No they already did that. They'll do a Michael Jackson type thing and he'll be white.

[Ladysmith]

Yep, I'm betting the dude's going to be a brainwashed twit who has some very bizaar views from now on. This is SO ripe for comedy!

[Ladysmith]

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[usapatriot28]

I say he comes back white.

Shoot, you beat me to it. (See #15)

[AmishDude]

Just when you thought the clams weren't strange enough...

[Kellykoop]

Fox 411 on the Fox News website said today that Hayes may not have been the one to issue the statement saying he was leaving South Park. They are saying that Hayes suffered a stroke Jan 17 and that the Scientology people are covering up the reason he was hospitalized. could get interesting on that front in the days that come.

Could be...especially since Hayes was on the Opie and Anthony Show not too long ago, was asked about that episode and said something about how Matt & Trey lampoon everyone and anyone that gets offended over SP needs to get a life. (paraphrasing, because I don't have the exact quote) Either that, or the powers that be of $cientology threatened to boot him out if he didn't quit and denounce SP.