Ads offer to swap rent for sex

Miami Herald ^ | Mar. 19, 2006 | NICOLE WHITE

[Sometimes A River]

Coral Gables, where I was born/raised and now reside...

Considering the huge increases in COL down here, he will have takers!

[Steve_Seattle]

I wonder when something like this technically becomes prostitution? Where is the line?

[Hi Heels]

Maybe have sex with the dog she cooked twice a week....

[L98Fiero]

I don't know. As I said, this has been going on since the dawn of time. We just now are seeing ads. Millions upon millions of men must not have been too picky and million upon millions of women must have been more than eager to trade sex for money.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Millions upon millions of men must not have been too picky and million upon millions of women must have been more than eager to trade sex for money."

Oh, I know, maybe not as picky as I suggested. The bar I go to has a lot of women like that who drift on through. One that I know in particular has been living with an abusive alcoholic boyfriend for three years. Why? Because he pays the bills and she'd rather putter in the garden than find a job. And his sexual demands are apparently relatively modest.

[mountn man]

Considering the huge increases in COL down here, he will have takers!

Maybe stupid question. What is COL?

[Sometimes A River]

Sorry, Cost Of Living.

Although the housing market here is (has been) cooling off.

[Tunehead54]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where he hired an attractive young housekeeper, and before long he realized he was just paying for sex, and she wasn't doing any more housework.

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Well, then he just needs to hire a maid now. ;-)

[twippo]

"Already posted... "

Sorry 'bout that.

[coloradan]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30017

[Republicus2001]

sounds like he's trolling for a wife!

[Blackirish]

"clean the house while clad only in lacy underwear"

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Not to worry . . . NOBODY would argue that this is okay.

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Mmmm ....I think thats OK.

[pageonetoo]

From CL Miami... it ain't just girls wanted. I am going to a conference next month in Ft lauderdale, and was looking for a temp for a week... NOT THIS ONE! eeeeewwww!

Free Room, Board & Car - For Straight Guy

If you are a straight guy looking for a really impressive permanent or temp place to live - you found it.

My condo is available immediately for a few nights, a few weeks, or permanent. I have a brand new $3.5M Ocean Front Condo on Ft Lauderdale beach. The condo is new, incredibly furnished, and has 4 bedrooms & 5 bathrooms. I live alone. I am a young, good looking, smart, 28yo, bi, "normal", clean, healthy, disease free, millionaire. In exchange for FREE room, FREE board, and a FREE car, you will give me a massage and take care of ALL my bi needs 1 hour a day. Alternatively, if you already found a place to live, and/or you are up to make $500 cash for one hour of your time, I can definately help out with cash. Same deal, you will give me a massage and take care of All my bi needs for one hour.

You do not need to be a model to apply for either "position". But you do need to be straight (never been with a guy). Send me your FACE and BODY picture along with your phone number. I will respond immediately. My two offers are REAL, so you be to. Serious inquiries only please. I shall only respond to offers containing your FACE and BODY picture.

Thank you,

Rich

[Clemenza]

A female aquaintance who NOBODY would want as a roomate once offerred sex to me in exchange for me taking her in.

A whore is still a whore, whether she does it for money, a house, or a new dishwasher.

[Hi Heels]

..or a corvette or a diamond necklace with emeralds nestled all around the neckline or a nice pair of leather stilettos and a matching london fog coat or a yorkie terrier with a ruby bracelet around it's neck or a trip to Ireland or........

We all get offers.

[Clemenza]

A woman once got custom made perfume, a pearl necklace (get your mind out of the gutter!), and travel expenses. What a SCHMUCK I WAS back in my younger days.

[Hi Heels]

We're all schmucks at one time or another, my friend.

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Help take care of dog, cook occasionally. Sex 2x/week.

She's supposed to have sex with the dog?

And the cook, I think.

Why certainly. How plain does it have to be? Sex with the dog once a week, sex with the cook once a week. No hint of the sex of either the dog or the cook so it could get kinky.

[festus]

Na thats far to frequent to be a wife.........

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Porche

I LOL when I saw that. Reminded me of when I was a valet and we got a new shipment of tickets (250,000) with Porsche spelled that way. We laughed at our boss for years.