Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank for $20,000

Amazon.com ^ | 3/20/06 | NAO Design

[noblejones]

5 out of 5 stars

Finally, a tank you can trust, December 1, 2005

Reviewer: Thomas Dunham "Los Pepes" (Catonsville, Maryland United States)

I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.

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[noblejones]

For those of you red-hearts trapped in too blue urban areas . . .

[noblejones]

[archy]

Yoo hoo! Oh, Treadheads!

Features:

Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.

Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.

6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.

Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.

400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.

[archy]

[Blzbba]

"Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE! "


I'm SHOCKed at its AWE-ful appearance.

Seriously - that thing is hideous.

[sully777]

I have another thread for treadheads http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1598712/posts

[Moose4]

Looks like Jawas should be selling droids in front of it.

}:-)4

[retrokitten]

It looks like a giant clothes iron.

[retrokitten]

LMAO!!

[Hatteras]

I saw this on TV one night. The guy would run it in school parades and pep rallies, blows out fire. Lots of gizmos... He was a student at either USC or UCLA, if I recall correctly...

[Hatteras]

Or Stanford, maybe...

[noblejones]

Cool!

I still think "The Car" was James Brolin's finest moment.

[archy]

Looks like Jawas should be selling droids in front of it.

Not necessarily:

[PzLdr]

Looks like a cross between CSS Virginia and a Dalek [without the guns]

[JohnCliftn]

I, personally, would think that bullets would be funnelled in the windows and bounce around inside.

I prefer something like this:

Or better, this

I don't worry about flat tires. I have road service.

[archy]

Looks like a cross between CSS Virginia and a Dalek [without the guns]

Possibly. But I think there's an obvious homage also to certain design features of the M28 Kaboom.

[SLB]

FYI

[alfa6]

On the off chance you haven't seen this :-)

http://www.gizmology.net/tanks.htm

Regards

alfa6 ;>}

[Dionysius]

"CSS Land Merrimac"

[1rudeboy]

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