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Posted on 03/19/2006 6:02:30 PM PST by Khurkris
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I received this from a USMC Col., retired, friend and thought it quite funny. I did a search and nothing came up. Enjoy the words 'o wisdom and exasperation.
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:02:32 PM PST
by
Khurkris
To: Cannoneer No. 4; Travis McGee; Former Military Chick
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:03:48 PM PST
by
Khurkris
(Don't blame me. I was out the entire day.)
To: Khurkris
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:06:55 PM PST
by
Lurker
(Cuz I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is slapping a hippy.)
To: Khurkris
Former CENTCOM staffer here. I love it. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:12:29 PM PST
by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: Khurkris
"I'll be right back. I have to go pound my nuts flat..." Lt Col (EUCOM) after being assigned a difficult tasker
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:15:56 PM PST
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Cannoneer No. 4
(Our enemies act on ecstatic revelations from their god. We act on the advice of lawyers.)
To: Khurkris; af_vet_rr; ALOHA RONNIE; American in Israel; American Soldier; archy; armymarinemom; ...
This ping is Khurkris' fault.
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:19:04 PM PST
by
Cannoneer No. 4
(Our enemies act on ecstatic revelations from their god. We act on the advice of lawyers.)
To: Khurkris
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:24:33 PM PST
by
Cannoneer No. 4
(Our enemies act on ecstatic revelations from their god. We act on the advice of lawyers.)
To: Khurkris; Cannoneer No. 4
"Never pet a burning dog."
LOL!
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:25:41 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
( Happy patron saint of Engineers day! Beertender, green pocket protectors for everyone.)
To: Cannoneer No. 4; Khurkris; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; ...
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:28:46 PM PST
by
King Prout
(DOWN with the class-enemies at Google! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S CUBE!)
To: Khurkris
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:30:27 PM PST
by
Cannoneer No. 4
(Our enemies act on ecstatic revelations from their god. We act on the advice of lawyers.)
To: Cannoneer No. 4; Khurkris
"None of us is as dumb as all of us." Excerpted from a brief (EUCOM) lol. So many good ones to choose from. Thanks for the ping.
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:30:51 PM PST
by
snippy_about_it
(Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
To: Khurkris
"I'm not the madam. I'm just one of the whores." -- VII Imperial Corps, 1985.
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:33:39 PM PST
by
Cannoneer No. 4
(Our enemies act on ecstatic revelations from their god. We act on the advice of lawyers.)
To: Cannoneer No. 4
"I'll be right back. I have to go pound my nuts flat..." Lt Col (EUCOM) after being assigned a difficult tasker
That one pretty much describes my entire week at work-good stuff
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:42:11 PM PST
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: Cannoneer No. 4
"It's basically announcing to the world that I've completely given up." LT (USN F-14 squadron) on his initial feelings behind the wheel of his brand new minivan roflmao
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:43:03 PM PST
by
King Prout
(DOWN with the class-enemies at Google! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S CUBE!)
To: Khurkris
To: Khurkris
Great tagline material!!!
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:50:21 PM PST
by
Ronin
To: King Prout
"It's basically announcing to the world that I've completely given up." LT (USN F-14 squadron) on his initial feelings behind the wheel of his brand new minivan
The Minivan-a man's silent scream that he lives in hell
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posted on
03/19/2006 6:57:32 PM PST
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: Khurkris
I can identify with nearly every one of them! My finest times were as Firing Battery XO and Cannon Battery BC. Everything else was "institutional scab picking"!
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posted on
03/19/2006 7:00:29 PM PST
by
Redleg Duke
(Kennedy and Kerry, the two Commissars of the Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts!)
To: Khurkris
"Things are looking up for us here. In fact, Papua-New Guinea is thinking of offering two platoons: one of Infantry (headhunters) and one of engineers (hut builders). They want to eat any Iraqis they kill. We've got no issues with that, but State is being anal about it." LTC (JS) on OIF coalition-building.LOL! That LTC must've been in the Infantry at some point.
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posted on
03/19/2006 7:03:41 PM PST
by
Future Snake Eater
(The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)
To: Khurkris
Ping for forwarding tomorrow...
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posted on
03/19/2006 7:04:35 PM PST
by
Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
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