"There's a reason why I keep a hammer underneath my pillow. And that reason is slow, deliberate mutilation and my firm belief that every human being, deep in their heart of hearts, would like to at least give it a try."
That's only because you don't really know me all that well.
Then I'd creep you. But first you'd laugh.
I gotta go now, there's a big lightning storm brewing up. See you tomorrow.