[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Do you have an Aunt that keeps asking "Why aren't you married yet?"

[Das Outsider]

Do you have an Aunt that keeps asking "Why aren't you married yet?"

Yeah. She always takes her teeth out in front of the kids, which scares them. Then, like clockwork, she cries, "Das Outsider?! These bunions ain't gonna rub themselves, hunna!" If her wig has managed to stay on past the foot massage, she brags to all of the other old women about her "permanent." Then she asks if why I'm not married yet and who this Raymond character on TV is.