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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!


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To: Dead Corpse

Hmmm, perhaps he's building a force to rival my own.
*ponders*
That or.... he's building a lint moose.


1,761 posted on 04/11/2006 11:13:00 AM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Uh............don't get the white one as it looks washed out.


1,762 posted on 04/11/2006 11:18:20 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darkchylde

I wouldn't imagine it's the sock lint you have to worry about. I would think the belly-button lint has more to do with the "activity" of the dust bunnies...sorta like spinach for Popeye, is my guess.


1,763 posted on 04/11/2006 11:18:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face
I'm doing laundry again. Updownupdown..........

I just ran to the kitchen singing "I've got springs that jingle jangle jingle, as I go hopping merrily along".

The washer is a full size and we roll it to the sink. If you don't watch it when it empties, it'll flood the kitchen and we live on the second floor. :)

We've shared laundry days with the neighbors. They were less than thrilled.

1,764 posted on 04/11/2006 11:22:33 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Black. Blue. And Grey are my colors. Dark blue being my favorite. We'll see... I have a birthday coming up.


1,765 posted on 04/11/2006 11:25:36 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

I lived under someone like that when my son was little. On her wash day, my kitchen would flood. :o|


1,766 posted on 04/11/2006 11:26:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Nice choices!

Have you ever worn silk ones? Are they uncomfortable?

1,767 posted on 04/11/2006 11:31:03 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Great, now all I can think of is some Dust Bunny
invading someone's belly button, then flying out
with it's arms pumped up & whooping the ottoman.


1,768 posted on 04/11/2006 11:31:12 AM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

See? Dust Bunnies are strange. They could even do a Tarzan thing with the vines, if no one is watching the amount of belly-button lint they consume.

Maybe it would be like Kickapoo Joy Juice for them? Nah. Spinach.


1,769 posted on 04/11/2006 11:34:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

I try to be careful. I like my neighbors. They used to live in a house up the road. They are legal immigrants from Playa del Rey Mexico. How we met them was Hubby used to find a relative of theirs walking to work and he'd give him a ride. While walking our dog one day, he saw they were having a party and Hubby says "I like parties. And Mexican food". They laughed at him and fed him. LOL


1,770 posted on 04/11/2006 11:37:20 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

That's a nice story!

Being in a border state, the locals are getting pretty ugly. Tucson made the national news with six arrests. But don't get me started. (I have to stay calm...I have to stay calm...I have to stay calm...)


1,771 posted on 04/11/2006 11:40:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

But, do Dust Bunnies make a sound? I thought they just sit in
front of you & look menacing, daring you to clean them up.

I can see it now, the sound of strange, incoherent squeaks
is heard getting closer. A vine swings by for no apparent
reason, then you feel yourself overpowered by Tarzbunny.


1,772 posted on 04/11/2006 11:41:37 AM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

Works for me...I always thought they made a sound kinda like a cat hacking up a hairball. But maybe that's a local thing?


1,773 posted on 04/11/2006 11:43:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

You don't want to get my neighbor started on illegals! Talk about furious. He did it right, coming here legally. And he has 3 lovely, well behaved children. They won't hang out with "trash". That's why they wanted to stay in the country and not live in a city.


1,774 posted on 04/11/2006 11:46:13 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Monkey Face

You ever hear the call of the Yellow Wattlebird? Their call
is often compared to a cat hacking up a hairball. Maybe
some Dust Bunnies sound like that, I've never heard one call.


1,775 posted on 04/11/2006 11:49:49 AM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: DJ MacWoW
I've seen too much damage from illegals first-hand. From losing a job to one, to watching them skim the welfare rolls while they pay no taxes on the money the men make under the table. And the ones who come here to have babies so they can't be deported. The economy wouldn't fall apart without the illegals. They are taking jobs that would be available to our high-school and college kids.

(I must stay calm...)

1,776 posted on 04/11/2006 11:54:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Darkchylde

I've never heard of the bird!

But I would think a Dust Bunny would sound rather...er...dry, dusty and dirty...


1,777 posted on 04/11/2006 11:56:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face
Yeah. My neighbor is "hot" about it too. We live in a farming community so we haven't escaped either.

I gotta go get the mail.

*sigh*

1,778 posted on 04/11/2006 12:19:00 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: DJ MacWoW
I used to have a number of silk shirts back during my stint in the military. The one I am wearing today is a black raw silk shirt with little white swordfish and tiki hut designs on it.

The one in the photo above is a washable silk shirt I picked up at Kohl's. Black with black bamboo design.

Most of my wardrobe is either t-shirts or golf shirts though.

1,779 posted on 04/11/2006 1:13:01 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Darkchylde

At least they don't collect dingle berries and toe jam. Oh... the horror...


1,780 posted on 04/11/2006 1:13:47 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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