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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!
Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger
I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.
Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.
Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!
Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.
We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!
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To: Tax-chick
Egads!!! Not ONIONS!!!
Speaking of which, I'm looking forward to making my nuclear chili on Thursday night. Picked up all the fresh ingredients yesterday. The girls are gonna be out of town for a week starting Wed night, so I figured it'd be a good time for flatulence and heartburn.
1,581
posted on
04/10/2006 10:26:19 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: Tax-chick
Yep. Sounds like a nap is exactly what you need.
*hugs*
1,582
posted on
04/10/2006 10:34:58 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Dead Corpse
I feel the same way. I have to turn my back on it, turn the sound down and walk out of the room.
1,583
posted on
04/10/2006 10:36:01 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Lady Jag
Yes, Tucson is planning a large rally, but I decided I'd let them do it without me, because I would no doubt end up in jail. I can't be "peaceful" about this.
(I like that little sunshine!)
1,584
posted on
04/10/2006 10:37:39 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Dead Corpse
...so I figured it'd be a good time for flatulence and heartburn.LOL! I'm glad I'm not in Te-jas any more!
1,585
posted on
04/10/2006 10:39:41 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
"The girls are gonna be out of town for a week starting Wed night, so I figured it'd be a good time for flatulence and heartburn." You sure have the weirdest nicknames for your visiting neighbors.
Reminds me of the kids' groups long ago. "Stringbean, you play centerfield. Tubby, you're catcher again ..."
1,586
posted on
04/10/2006 10:50:41 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: Monkey Face
Hehhe... Ground steak and ground pork. Fresh tomatos. Fresh onion, yellow and green. Fresh cilantro. Fresh habanero peppers. Using ranch beans, which I understand is against the law in Texas, but I'm doing it anyway. I'll be using about a half bottle of Shiner while cooking up the meat.
I can't almost taste it already...
1,587
posted on
04/10/2006 11:11:06 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: Monkey Face
Hehhe... Ground steak and ground pork. Fresh tomatos. Fresh onion, yellow and green. Fresh cilantro. Fresh habanero peppers. Using ranch beans, which I understand is against the law in Texas, but I'm doing it anyway. I'll be using about a half bottle of Shiner while cooking up the meat.
I can almost taste it already...
typso correct. Is Darksheare back?
1,588
posted on
04/10/2006 11:11:38 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: NicknamedBob
I've got my Quarantine tape all ready to go. Maybe I should hand out evacuation notices as well? Or should I hold off on those until the day after?
1,589
posted on
04/10/2006 11:13:38 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: Dead Corpse
"Maybe I should hand out evacuation notices as well? Or should I hold off on those until the day after?" I don't know what the proper ettiket is. If you hold off on the evac notice, you'll save paper.
By the next day, everyone will be aware anyway.
1,590
posted on
04/10/2006 11:20:12 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: Dead Corpse
He must be if you're typsoing....
1,591
posted on
04/10/2006 11:20:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
A Woman's Biblical Parable One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No"
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.
"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
1,592
posted on
04/10/2006 12:19:32 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: Dead Corpse
I can't live without onions. Several kids said they want chili for Easter; their Dad will have to cook it!
1,593
posted on
04/10/2006 12:29:36 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
He must be if you're typsoing.... I have him on the phone and he said he made a single post a few days ago and typos must be a lingering affect. :)
1,594
posted on
04/10/2006 12:41:35 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: DJ MacWoW
1,595
posted on
04/10/2006 12:42:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: DJ MacWoW
His ability to affect the typsos is astronomical. I know...all he has to do is lurk, and I lose every ounce of grammar and spelling I ever knew...
(Give him a verbal hug for me, 'k? I miss him.)
1,596
posted on
04/10/2006 12:44:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
(Give him a verbal hug for me, 'k? I miss him.) He says *Hugs*.
And Dead Corpse doesn't get one. He gets to keep the zombie population in check.
1,597
posted on
04/10/2006 12:51:33 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: DJ MacWoW; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
Works for me! It would be kinda icky if two manly men did a "hug" thingy. (p-TOOie!)
1,598
posted on
04/10/2006 12:54:35 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
Actually it's funny as heck to watch two men hug........they look the opposite way, smack each other on the back hard enough to hock up their lungs and then look like it was "Ewwww". LOL!
1,599
posted on
04/10/2006 1:00:38 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: DJ MacWoW
Eh... the zombies have beeb pretty quiet lately.
Almost...
Too quiet...
1,600
posted on
04/10/2006 1:09:58 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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