Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

[thousand dollar hamburger]

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!

[Monkey Face]

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation
and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights
would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So,
the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she
preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir , I don't understand. Why
did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us, "said the bartender, "Would you
like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue
is lifted up, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?

[Lady Jag]

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She
immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's
been a terrible mistake!" She explained the situation, and Saint Peter
said that he'd get right on it.

The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him again.
"Please set this error straight before tomorrow," she begged. "There's an
orgy planned for tonight, and everyone 'must' attend!"

"Of course, sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away."

Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning
Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up the
receiver with tribulations in his heart and started to listen.

She said, "Hey, Pete! This is Maggie. Never mind!"

[NicknamedBob]

I'll bet a lot of opinions about George W. Bush would change if the Army suddenly invaded Mexico to annex it.

Think about it. Resistance should be light.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

How are you today?

[fanfan]

That's cute.

How are you today?

[Tax-chick]

We don't want Mexico.

[Monkey Face]

Vicente Fox is doing the same thing Castro did...he's encouraging the criminals and mentally ill to come here, saying we have to give them the right to live here.

But don't get me started. Like I said: I've seen too much of it first-hand to be anything but prejudiced.

If we went into Mexico, demanding our "rights" as illegals, we would be jailed. If we lived long enough.

[Monkey Face]

I'm up and around. Yesterday, I didn't get out of bed.

Today, I have things to do. I don't want to, but I have to.

[Monkey Face]

And that's the TRUTH!

[Monkey Face]

PS: You'll notice it's not the fair-skinned Mexicans that are "encouraged" to come here...a little "ethnic cleansing" is going on.

[fanfan]

Were you not feeling well yesterday, or just having a lazy day?

Did you hear about Sionnsar's wife?
She's having some medical problems.

I have stuff to do as well, but I'm busy bashing a Canada hating NOOB for a few mins. LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Great, thanks! It's a beautiful spring day and I'm resting up so I can jump for joy! LOL! How are you?

[Monkey Face]

Yesterday was what we called a "t!!$-up" day when I worked for the district attorney's office....

Bash the n00b for me, too.

[Monkey Face]

We're having some ugly weather today...it's trying to rain, and I really hope it does, as that might keep some illegal protesters home. (But don't get me started...)

Of course, yesterday was a perfect C of C day, here, as was Saturday, so I guess I shouldn't complain, huh? ;o]

[Tax-chick]

Vlad spit, James threw up twice, my leg hurts, and I made some muffins that look like hockey pucks and taste like refried beans.

I've had better days :-). Maybe we'll take a nap.

[Dead Corpse]

I can't think about it any more. Not if I want to stay alive and out of jail...

[Lady Jag]

Are you near any protest areas? There was supposed to be something in Boston, but the local noon news didn't say anything.

Being so near the ocean in Mass., we get a lot of clouds and plenty of rain. Sunny days makes us outright joyous! If we didn't have the rain, we'd have water shortages like other regions worry about, so I can't complain.

[Dead Corpse]

Change? Heck, if he did that I'd re-up as a Warrent Officer.

[Dead Corpse]

Yes we do. A lot of the problems they have south of the border are being driven by thier corrupt government.

Not that our government would be any less corrupt, but it'd through the local talent off enough that real freedom just might have a chance at winning the day. In both countries.

[Tax-chick]

That's a possibility, I guess.

I'm out of onions, too.