Why do space aliens only abduct hillbillies?
Why do hotdog bun packages come in groups of 8 and hotdog packages come in groups of 10?
Why don't feminists have a sense of humor?
Why do mothers wait to get to Wal-Mart to beat their children?
I loved Mars Attacks ...
This question may be putting the cart before the horse (all symbolism intended). Do feminists lose their sense of humor or do they become feminists because they never had a sense of humor?