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Are we playing 20 questions?!?!?!?

You only listed 5 questions?!?!?!

1. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

You can bypass that altogether and just hit the 'power' button on your computer.

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

They haven't tried yet. Relative to your Q1, why haven't women figured out how to use computers? :-)

3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Because they're full of shite to begin with.

4. Why is a boxing ring square?

Because a BOX-ing ring HAS to be square.

5. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

So you can create scary stories to tell children.

Do I get a dance now?