They call a boxing ring the "square circle".
Go figure!
Not that I would know, but why do women always have such nice bathrooms?
Typical conversation heard from a man's eavesdropping:
"Hey girls! I just rented 'Gone With the Wind!' Let's go to the Ladies Room and watch it on the big screen TV!"
"Should we turn on the surround sound?"
"I want the red sofa!"
A few minutes later, another guy approaches.
"Hey, look! The Men's Room has soap now!"