Just Damn! This guy doesn't give up.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
1 posted on
03/17/2006 6:11:12 AM PST by
jdm
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To: jdm
What the hell is going on in these loons heads?
To: jdm
4 posted on
03/17/2006 6:13:42 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: jdm; aculeus; Senator Bedfellow; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; hellinahandcart; Happygal; ...
He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.I'm not sure this will help.
5 posted on
03/17/2006 6:14:04 AM PST by
dighton
To: jdm
Great tactic! It'll really impress the cops when you self-Bobbitize and then throw it at them.
To: jdm
What an idiot. How could it possibly be that bad? I mean, gee wiz....bad enough to cut off your own penis? Yikes. Must suck to be him (insert foul joke here).
7 posted on
03/17/2006 6:14:10 AM PST by
paulcissa
(Only YOU can prevent liberalism.)
To: jdm
The words "severed" and "penis" should never be in the same sentence. It's like a law, or something.
8 posted on
03/17/2006 6:14:49 AM PST by
thoughtomator
(Nobody would have cared if the UAE wanted to buy Macy's...)
To: jdm
He lost his ass last week in a poker game. Some guys just can't catch a break...
To: jdm
Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said. Jakub, if you think you have problems now, just wait and see how bad it gets if the reattachment doesn't work.
I mean, what were you thinking...trying to stab those officers with your penis?
12 posted on
03/17/2006 6:15:48 AM PST by
RichInOC
(...wait a minute, I'm not sure that came out right...)
To: jdm
And I thought the word described a fight using chickens!
To: jdm
This sort of thing is bound to happen from time to time.
15 posted on
03/17/2006 6:17:01 AM PST by
zook
To: jdm
What on earth was this man thinking?
He has to live with the re attached member scars for the rest of his life.
Most likely will get over the gal.
He should of considered a tattoo instead. (not that I am promoting tattoo's, just thinking of an alternative self inflicted disfigurement)
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Do NOT try this at home Salacious Ping List ping!
17 posted on
03/17/2006 6:17:46 AM PST by
Xenalyte
(You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
To: jdm
To: jdm
One cop was heard to say, "What a dick."
21 posted on
03/17/2006 6:18:31 AM PST by
1rudeboy
To: Fintan
Don't know if this qualifies for the CNP list, since it's unclear how much clothing the gentleman was wearing, but he sure as hell is crazy.
22 posted on
03/17/2006 6:18:33 AM PST by
Xenalyte
(You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
To: jdm
23 posted on
03/17/2006 6:18:33 AM PST by
Unkosified
(Patiently waiting for Ted Kennedy's manslaughter trial for 36 years now.)
To: jdm
"He was listed in good condition"
There is NO WAY he can be in "good condition".
Being in good condition means at the very least you still got your penis.
25 posted on
03/17/2006 6:19:10 AM PST by
Berlin_Freeper
(ETERNAL SHAME on the Treasonous and Immoral Democrats!)
To: jdm
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
27 posted on
03/17/2006 6:19:30 AM PST by
usmcobra
(I always sing Karaoke the way it is meant to be sung, drunk, badly, and in Japanese)
To: jdm
Cutting your nose to spite your face comes to mind....
28 posted on
03/17/2006 6:20:54 AM PST by
NRA1995
(If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
To: jdm
That'll show 'em. At least he effectively removed himself from the gene pool. Do you have to die to get nominated for the Darwin Award?
29 posted on
03/17/2006 6:21:31 AM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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