[LZ_Bayonet]

And I thought the word described a fight using chickens!

[jdm]

"And I thought the word described a fight using chickens!"

And to think, normally he only goes off half-cocked.

[rdcorso]

He's lucky that a bird didn't fly over and mistake his penis for a worm.You know you're having a bad day when you find yourself throwing your penis at the police.I would rather cut off my ear or my finger but that's because I've become attached to my penis over the years.