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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Chicago Sun Times ^
| March 17, 2006
| Eric Herman
Posted on 03/17/2006 6:11:10 AM PST by jdm
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To: jdm
Cop 1 : DICK!!!!!!
Cop 2 : Do you mean Duck>
Cop 1 : no
Cop 2 : EWWWWWWWWW
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posted on
03/17/2006 11:16:21 AM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: Xenalyte
182
posted on
03/17/2006 11:54:43 AM PST
by
Huntress
(Possession really is nine tenths of the law.)
To: dighton
He was probably distraught because his "girl friend" got the $2000 he sent for her air fare - but then needed $500 more to cover the rent while she was visiting him in America, and now her mother is ill and the trip has been put off a month, unless she can raise another $2000 to put her in assisted living.....
And off course with all that money he shelled out he didn't have any left to buy his meds.
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posted on
03/17/2006 12:00:04 PM PST
by
geopyg
(Ever Vigilant, Never Fearful)
To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
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184
posted on
03/17/2006 12:09:41 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
To: Billthedrill
The Ballad of the Bobbit Hillbillies
Great simply great!!
185
posted on
03/17/2006 12:11:48 PM PST
by
Nuc1
(NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
To: PatrickHenry
"Are you going to eat that?" ---- Jeffrey Dahmer
186
posted on
03/17/2006 12:14:34 PM PST
by
VadeRetro
(I have the updated "Your brain on creationism" on my homepage.)
To: jdm
If it was healthy, I wish the authorities could have rushed it to a hospital where a man needs a donor penis. Such as a victim of disease, accident, or combat injury, etc. I'm serious. If they can be sewed on so relatively routinely they should give it to somebody who would appreciate it.
To: PatrickHenry
Please add me to your "Handcocked" ping list.
188
posted on
03/17/2006 12:25:14 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Why are you always hanging around on these "Severed Penis" threads?
189
posted on
03/17/2006 12:38:21 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
To: Xenalyte
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . "Naked? Yes. Crazy? The very definition.
To: dighton
YEE-OUCH! That's painful even to read!
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posted on
03/17/2006 12:44:58 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(Seattle: The Pesto of Cities --- George Costanza)
To: A knight without armor
I heard competition is stiff on the Broken Penis Black Market.
192
posted on
03/17/2006 12:45:36 PM PST
by
jdm
To: jdm
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
So THAT is what Clinton meant when he said,
"You better put some ice on that!".
Most likely to HerHilleryness! after she found out about
Moanica.
193
posted on
03/17/2006 12:48:29 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: buck61
Weenie! Dick! Cock! Penis!
To: lastfreeamerican
195
posted on
03/17/2006 12:58:44 PM PST
by
jdm
To: jdm
ROFLLL!!!
my son and I are in tears reading this one...!
196
posted on
03/17/2006 1:09:39 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(the GREATONE THINKS I'M GREAT! AND HE AGREES WITH WHATEVER I SAY!)
To: Txsleuth; MNJohnnie; rodguy911; sofaman; sono; Primetimedonna; AliVeritas; Bahbah; Fudd Fan; ...
That'll leave a mark! (or Marl) PING! and Defconw- this is for you....you may need it!:
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posted on
03/17/2006 1:11:57 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(the GREATONE THINKS I'M GREAT! AND HE AGREES WITH WHATEVER I SAY!)
To: jdm
198
posted on
03/17/2006 1:13:17 PM PST
by
toddlintown
(Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
To: Fawn
199
posted on
03/17/2006 1:16:29 PM PST
by
KylaStarr
(Be Prepared)
To: PatrickHenry
Why are you always hanging around on these "Severed Penis" threads?Because I like to sew.
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posted on
03/17/2006 1:22:14 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!)
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