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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Chicago Sun Times ^ | March 17, 2006 | Eric Herman

Posted on 03/17/2006 6:11:10 AM PST by jdm

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To: Fintan

that's a ping list I want to be on...


161 posted on 03/17/2006 10:35:05 AM PST by Conservative4Life (Blaming GUNS for crimes is like Blaming SPOONS for Rosie's morbid obesity....)
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To: usmcobra
"No, you pick it up."

"I ain't touching it."

Too bad they didn't have a police dog with them.

162 posted on 03/17/2006 10:40:16 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: Sax

Damn, posted my response before I read yours.


163 posted on 03/17/2006 10:43:14 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: jdm

They're not fooling me!

The Chicago Police Force is collecting penises.

Where's John Kerry on this issue???


164 posted on 03/17/2006 10:48:25 AM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
[ He lost his ass last week in a poker game. Some guys just can't catch a break... ]

LoL..

165 posted on 03/17/2006 10:49:46 AM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
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To: everyone

Anyone up for a Kielbasa for lunch?


166 posted on 03/17/2006 10:52:48 AM PST by austinaero
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To: dighton; Fintan

Well, in the movies, the perp always throws the empty gun at the cops.


167 posted on 03/17/2006 10:56:38 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: usmcobra
See the movie 11:14?
168 posted on 03/17/2006 10:57:13 AM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: Larry Lucido

Heads up! Incoming pocket snake!!!!!!!!


169 posted on 03/17/2006 10:57:40 AM PST by Fighting Irish
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To: jdm

Fik is f***ed.


170 posted on 03/17/2006 10:59:53 AM PST by TexasRepublic (North American distributor for Mohammed Urinals. Franchises available.)
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To: jdm

He instantly became a democrat........


171 posted on 03/17/2006 11:01:44 AM PST by stm (You can fix a lot of thing s, but you can't fix stupid)
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To: jdm

Did they charge him with Assault with a Dead Weapon?


172 posted on 03/17/2006 11:03:58 AM PST by Still Thinking (Disregard the law of unintended consequences at your own risk.)
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To: Larry Lucido; Clemenza

“Hey, listen, I want somebody good — and I mean very good — to plant that gun. I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just [well, you know] in his hands.”


173 posted on 03/17/2006 11:04:22 AM PST by dighton
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To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

174 posted on 03/17/2006 11:04:40 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Fighting Irish

hey , knowing the darkHumor of hospital staff ,...

I betcha the OR had tunes while the reattachment was performed ,...

My Ding a Ling by Chuck Berry for starters


175 posted on 03/17/2006 11:04:56 AM PST by Dad yer funny
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To: C210N
wanna bet that sometime in the future we will hear about a detachment at State expense

Already happened in WA: Sex changes through the state a go again after policy reversal
176 posted on 03/17/2006 11:05:11 AM PST by Sopater (Creatio Ex Nihilo)
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To: beezdotcom
Thanks for the "tip"...

...said the prostitute to the leper. < /rimshot >

177 posted on 03/17/2006 11:07:27 AM PST by Still Thinking (Disregard the law of unintended consequences at your own risk.)
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To: jdm; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Alice au Wonderland; From many - one.

oh, man...

why did they repair the reproductive equipment of a patent lunatic???


178 posted on 03/17/2006 11:08:36 AM PST by King Prout (DOWN with the class-enemies at Google! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S CUBE!)
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To: Still Thinking

I can't believe it took almost 150 posts...


179 posted on 03/17/2006 11:12:50 AM PST by beezdotcom
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To: tom paine 2

Dumb Polak.
How much vodka do you suppose he had?


180 posted on 03/17/2006 11:14:34 AM PST by DesignerChick
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