Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

Chicago Sun Times ^ | March 17, 2006 | Eric Herman

[jdm]

Just Damn! This guy doesn't give up.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

[tom paine 2]

What the hell is going on in these loons heads?

[Samurai_Jack]

Bad Day

[cripplecreek]

What a weenie.

[dighton]

He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

I'm not sure this will help.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Great tactic! It'll really impress the cops when you self-Bobbitize and then throw it at them.

[paulcissa]

What an idiot. How could it possibly be that bad? I mean, gee wiz....bad enough to cut off your own penis? Yikes. Must suck to be him (insert foul joke here).

[thoughtomator]

The words "severed" and "penis" should never be in the same sentence. It's like a law, or something.

[C210N]

Reattached at State expense (you and me), and wanna bet that sometime in the future we will hear about a detachment at State expense.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

He lost his ass last week in a poker game. Some guys just can't catch a break...

[Shimmer128]

No, he used to be a weenie, now he's not. :D

[RichInOC]

Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Jakub, if you think you have problems now, just wait and see how bad it gets if the reattachment doesn't work.

I mean, what were you thinking...trying to stab those officers with your penis?

[LZ_Bayonet]

And I thought the word described a fight using chickens!

[Issaquahking]

Probably just a radical islamic showing that it was a religion of pieces ...LOL (groan).

[zook]

This sort of thing is bound to happen from time to time.

[Global2010]

What on earth was this man thinking?

He has to live with the re attached member scars for the rest of his life.

Most likely will get over the gal.

He should of considered a tattoo instead. (not that I am promoting tattoo's, just thinking of an alternative self inflicted disfigurement)

[Xenalyte]

Do NOT try this at home Salacious Ping List ping!

[AlexW]

"What the hell is going on in these loons heads?"

Maybe he was planning on becoming a she-male, anyway.

[jdm]

"And I thought the word described a fight using chickens!"

And to think, normally he only goes off half-cocked.

[tsmith130]

Man, he was pissed off.