[onyx]

Scientologist Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have gotten hitched eight months ago.

According to The National Enquirer, one of the church’s aliens married the couple early last July in a ceremony at sea.

All this important information from a site called yeeeah.com

[EveningStar]

I think this stuff is pretty funny. Along with the rumor that he was behind the pulling of the South Park episode rerun, this certainly puts Cruise in the news. :)