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New Search Engine "Gulag.com" Coming To USA
The People's Cube ^
| 3/14/2006
Posted on 03/14/2006 3:19:40 PM PST by StoneGiant
| New Search Engine "Gulag.com" Coming To USA |
By Red Square
3/14/2006, 6:43 pm |
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A powerful search tool, originally designed to the rigorous specifications of the Chinese government, is now available in the USA . The latest innovations in search technology allow Gulag.com to provide you with search results without even having to type! Just click one button - your search will be returned immediately.
Coming soon is the "advanced" mode, where you can actually type in your request! Immediately, your search is refined before even being submitted! No more faulty searches where you have to retype your query! No more "did you mean Cindy Sheehan" when you accidentally typed "Paris Hilton!" |
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As an example, if you type in "Chappaquiddick," Gulag will immediately alter search to "Famous Lakes." In production is a version will even do an image search! Just push the "image search" button and take a look! 
Coming soon, the "advanced" image search option! 
Our new site takes the worry out of your internet exploration! No more "did I type the right thing," or "I hope I didn't type that." You see, even if you did type that, it won't matter - we'll keep you safe and correct it for you! Enjoy!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: china; communism; communist; google; linux; opensource; putin; redchina; russia; soviets; sovietunion
To: StoneGiant
LOL, funny but also sad in too many ways.
The latest word on this search engine censorship is that the well known "Ask Jeeves" service will be returning for citizens of Communist China and other totalitarian states, to be known as "Inform To Jeeves", where citizens can send tips on disloyal web surfers to the authorities, who will then send out the personalized "Jeeves Arrests You And Tortures Your Ass" team in a nearly immediate response.
Ahhh, the wonders of technology.
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posted on
03/14/2006 3:29:45 PM PST
by
mkjessup
(The Shah doesn't look so bad now, eh? But nooo, Jimmah said the Ayatollah was a 'godly' man.)
To: StoneGiant
Think I'll click on bed check.....
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posted on
03/14/2006 3:31:52 PM PST
by
ODC-GIRL
(Proudly serving our Nation's Homeland Defense)
To: King Prout
Proletarian ping!
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posted on
03/14/2006 5:48:04 PM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
To: mkjessup
The latest word on this search engine censorship is that the well known "Ask Jeeves" service will be returning for citizens of Communist China and other totalitarian states, to be known as "Inform To Jeeves", where citizens can send tips on disloyal web surfers to the authorities, who will then send out the personalized "Jeeves Arrests You And Tortures Your Ass" team in a nearly immediate response.
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posted on
03/15/2006 2:16:52 AM PST
by
StoneGiant
(Power without morality is disaster. Morality without power is useless.)
To: StoneGiant
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posted on
03/15/2006 4:02:10 AM PST
by
King Prout
(DOWN with the class-enemies at Google! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S CUBE!)
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