Aw, jeeez! I wondered where the heck you'd gone to! Heck, you could have changed your name to MikeBackFromIraq. That s/n has a certain rhythm to it doncha think?
(Of course, you could put 'f/k/a MikeInIraq' in your tagline for those of us who need assistance once in awhile)
I could do that I guess :)