"I sometimes recall the early months of 2003 with mixed feelings; I spent most of that late winter and early spring stoned."
Well, that's why you SOMETIMES recall the early months of 2003.
As for the feelings, you shouldn't have done the acid.
"I like a few went to score a bag prior to getting busted."
Well.. you asked for it.
"Soon after the solar eclipse on March 29th 2006 mother Earth will really start to cleanse herself.."
I'd like to hear how a solar eclipse, something that has no physical effects other than, oh, a shadow moving across the ground could start any calamity.
"In short massive earth movements will bring about the fall of the US economy this year."
Ah, I see, a shadow projected onto the ground in an arc from "Brazil and extends across the Atlantic, northern Africa, and central Asia where it ends at sunset in western Mongolia" somehow causes earthquakes.
You watched too many Hollywood movies like "The Core", didn't you?
(Real eclipse info found here: http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/SEpubs/TP212762.html)
"I am on record with many news agencies and my warning words in 2003 still ring true today."
Ah, so just because YOU claim that the penumbra of the moon can cause earthquakes it must be true.
Those must be some heavy duty drugs you're doing.
LOL this was one of the most hilarious trolls we got in a LONG time