This is going to sound nuts, but I had a South Park dream last night.
The boys are at the South Park public library, and they find a book with a sticker on it that says: "This book is offensive to Islam because it contains BLASPHEMY INDECENCY (one or both checked off)"
Cartman asks WTF is going on here and the librarian tells him, "CAIR asked us to put the stickers on the books, we're not censoring or anything but we want to educate people to know what offends our Muslim neighbors."
Naturally Cartman demands, "What about books that are offensive to Christians, will you put stickers on those too?"
And Kyle pipes up, "How about books that are offensive to Jews?"
The boys make up a bunch of stickers and soon every book in the library has a sticker explaining why it is offensive for one reason or another.
They put a sticker on the "Holy Koran" just as a group of Muslims are coming in to inspect the library.
I woke up just as they were about to behead Kenny.
Alouette, I think you need to send your resume to Trey and Matt. :)