[grey_whiskers]

Alternative last lines:

Now there's no escap-
"ing the fact he's made himself an ass!"

Cheers!

[snarks_when_bored]

I listen in awe to Jay Bennish
An 'expert' who sees every blemish
Amerika shows
To The Ones with a nose
For the stench of our non-Marxist Gemisch.

 

(Okay, Gemisch has to be slightly mis-pronounced to make this work, but, hey, it's early...!)

[tx_eggman]

Jay Bennish thought he was smart
A lib-idiot just doing his part
With his rantings exposed
Now everyone knows
There's more wisdom in my smallest fart.