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Who needs hollywood if you got nature.
1 posted on 03/09/2006 4:11:10 AM PST by S0122017
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I bet they are not very smart.


2 posted on 03/09/2006 4:12:11 AM PST by bmwcyle (We got permits, yes we DO! We got permits, how 'bout YOU?;))
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Woops should have said "new species of lobster found"
Nah who cares.


3 posted on 03/09/2006 4:12:22 AM PST by S0122017 (I like posting)
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I had a girlfriend once who was a blonde crab. Really pretty, but that attitude made her acquaintance a short one.


4 posted on 03/09/2006 4:13:49 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Join the FR folding team!! http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=36120)
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Hoochie mama!!

6 posted on 03/09/2006 4:15:17 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Join the FR folding team!! http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=36120)
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For obvious reasons this creature should be named the "Jay Bennish Crab"

due to its remarkable similarity between it and its namesake, not only in appearance, but intelligence as well.

The two are believed to have the same IQ.

8 posted on 03/09/2006 4:19:16 AM PST by capt. norm (Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue)
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I think they are going to call it the "HILLARY".


10 posted on 03/09/2006 4:25:42 AM PST by SR 50 (Larry)
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Yeah, Baby!.............

12 posted on 03/09/2006 5:16:51 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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Does the hair match the curtains?


13 posted on 03/09/2006 5:22:30 AM PST by Toby06
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Yeah, but is it natural blond???

 

15 posted on 03/09/2006 5:23:53 AM PST by Fintan (Did you really think I could post such insightful replies if I actually read the article???)
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To: S0122017

You can pet it too.
It's all furry and cuddly.. it makes an even better pet than the mansize scorption i posted about. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1592637/posts

Im still searching for the perfect pet though.


18 posted on 03/09/2006 5:30:17 AM PST by S0122017 (I like posting)
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"Not tonight, dear. I have the blondes."
20 posted on 03/09/2006 5:56:53 AM PST by Jonah Hex ("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
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