[End Times Sentinel]

Sigh... so much for Heroes.  Say it ain't so Barry, say it ain't so.

I mean, who'd of thought?  Most guys develop a sagital crest and a massive jaw for crushing bones in their mid to late thirties, I just figured it was all natural.  Like maybe he just started lifting weights.

Well, if, and I do mean IF- this is still unsubstantiated in my mind ("Some guy came up behind me in the shower and shot me in the ass with a hypo, I didn't think nothin' of it!") this is all true, it's surely a revelation.  At least they won't be able to do anything to besmirch his wonderful, selfless, upstanding personality off the field.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hey, not everyone has your natural gifts!

[southernerwithanattitude]

Yeah, this thing couldn't have happened to a "nicer" guy! Barry Bonds has always been an _ss. I can't wait to forget him!

[Right Wing Professor]

Heh heh heh.

Even by your usual acerbic standards, that was classic.