[AmericanMade1776]

at least her pocket pairs are real, unlike those who attend the oscars tonight

Oscar presenter Dolly Parton arrives on the red carpet at the 78th annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, March 5, 2006. Parton is wearing a dress designed by Robert Behar. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

[Not A Snowbird]

Dolly's always looked like that. What makes you think they're fake?

[BW2221]

I'm not sure, but I think Dolly's may be real. You have to remember, she is very short (like under five foot), so they look even bigger.

For someone who's around 55, she looks good, but I am sure she has a full-time plastic surgeon.

[ExpatGator]

Your post required a small bit of editing:

"Parton is wearing a dress designed by Robert Behar, (who was a structural engineer with the Army Corps of Engineers before becoming Dolly's designer)."