[ExcursionGuy84]

I'll fire the first shot:

Moe, speaking to Larry: "Now you go out and get a us a Moose and a few Meeses. I'll run down an Elk."
Curly: "I'll try to find the Knights of Columbus."

[gate2wire]

"Is this the place?"

"I reckon, since this is the only place around the place, I reckon."

[xsmommy]

Niagara Falls...slowly i turn...step by step....

[gate2wire]

"Can you spell cat"

"coi-tently"

"Well spell it."

"k-i-t-t-y...pussy."

[gate2wire]

One more-

Lady "Have you ever seen the Great Wall of China?"

Curly "No , but I know a big fence in Chicago. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk."

[Dallas59]

Larry: "You know, fish is good brain food."

Moe: "Well...You shoulda ate a whale." (slap, eye poke)

[txroadkill]

[Dallas59]

Moe: "Hey pea brain, gives us a hand..."

Curly: " Sure...Which one?" (holds out hands)

[dfwgator]

Curly - "Oh see the little deer, does the deer have a little doe?"

Larrry - "Yeah!! Two bucks! hahaha"

[Dallas59]

Check this out...

Clicky here for Three Stooges Pie Fight

[Reaganesque]

Curly: "I keep tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!"

[Supernatural]

"Moe, Larry, the cheese"!

[Supernatural]

Moe, pretending to be Hitler, talking to some high-ranking Nazis:

Moe: "Take your pistols and on the count of three blow your brains out".

Nazi: "But we are Nazis, we have no brains".

Moe: "Then blow out what you got".

[Supernatural]

Moe is hypnotized into believing that he is in Sing Sing prison.

Curly to Moe: "Where are you"?

Moe: "I am now in Sing Sing".

Larry: "We can't get this guy out of Sing Sing".

Curly: "Good, that's where he belongs"!

(Moe smacks Curly)

[Supernatural]

The Stooges are in a Scottish castle.

They are introduced to a lady named Lorna Doone.

Master of castle to Stooges: "And this is Lorna Doone".

Shemp: "Hi ya Lorna, how you Doone"?

[Trillian]

A favorite since I was a kid:
Curly is eating soup and something in the soup keeps eating his crackers. He tries to get a closer look and a clam bites him on the nose!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

The King commands your presence!

(Curly) Tell him we ain't got any the stores are all closed.

[Overtaxed]

"Every time you think, you weaken the nation."

"I'll show ya how to joik a tooth." (...and my dentist has no sense of humor.)

Moe listening to Morse code: "What's it say? What's it say?"
Curley: "Eh-eh-eh,eh"

[Overtaxed]

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed."

[lowbridge]

Moe (reading from a book): Oh see the deer. Does the deer have a little doe?
Larry: Yeah! Two bucks! (Larry Laughs. Moe conks larry on the forehead)

Moe (to Larry): Take a bath!
Larry: But it's not spring yet!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Moe - How do you know we can hunt here?
Curly - The sign said so - it said fine for huntin'!