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The ***OFFICIAL*** Friday/Saturday Night Singles' Thread (March 3rd and 4th)
Free Republic ^ | March 3, 2006 | scott7278

Posted on 03/03/2006 4:50:37 PM PST by scott7278

  Welcome to the OFFICIAL Friday/Saturday Night Singles' Thread 
 
 
Tonight, We're Going to Celebrate...
 
INFOMERCIALS!
 
 
   
The Good, the Bad, and the Badly Good
 
Come on, admit it...you've watched them!
 
 
In store for tonight:
 
1)  What/who is your favorite infomercial or infomercial host?
2)  What/who is your least favorite imfomercial or infomercial host?
 
 
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no moping allowed! :-)
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: singles; singlesthread
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
Mine says:

"You are desirable and irresistible to the opposite sex. You have to beat them off with a stick."
361 posted on 03/03/2006 10:03:32 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: RockinRight

Yeah, right.


362 posted on 03/03/2006 10:04:46 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: RockinRight

"I have to fight the women off."

"Then you must be a black belt."


363 posted on 03/03/2006 10:05:20 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

I'm just reading what it says...


364 posted on 03/03/2006 10:05:23 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: RockinRight
Ok here's yours:

"Everyone's meal today is on you!"

Hmmm.....

365 posted on 03/03/2006 10:05:33 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee!)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Now THAT would be a good one.


366 posted on 03/03/2006 10:06:11 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
The jujitsu comes in handy.
367 posted on 03/03/2006 10:06:13 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Alright, fine...

*reaches for wallet*


368 posted on 03/03/2006 10:07:11 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: RockinRight

Hope we're not having to do the dishes tonight.


369 posted on 03/03/2006 10:07:46 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
Ok P, here's your real fortune...

"A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time"

370 posted on 03/03/2006 10:07:59 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee!)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

"Me love you long time..."


371 posted on 03/03/2006 10:08:42 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

I hope it was a female prison.


372 posted on 03/03/2006 10:10:40 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux; Maximus_Ridiculousness

Falling asleep at the keyboard.

Goodnight! See ya tomorrow.


373 posted on 03/03/2006 10:16:21 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: pcottraux
Who wants the next one:

"The government has started a file on you."

374 posted on 03/03/2006 10:16:55 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee!)
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To: RockinRight

Night!!!!


375 posted on 03/03/2006 10:17:24 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee!)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

I guess it's just me and you, Philip?


376 posted on 03/03/2006 10:23:51 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee!)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Just the two of us...we can make it if we try, just the two of us...you and I....


377 posted on 03/03/2006 10:26:16 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: RockinRight

See ya'.


378 posted on 03/03/2006 10:26:29 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

Seems like an early night for everyone. Early for me anyway. It's only 10:30 here.


379 posted on 03/03/2006 10:31:34 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee! Chlo-eee!)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Yeah, I don't get that.

It's 1:30 here. The night's just started!


380 posted on 03/03/2006 10:32:41 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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