Posted on 03/03/2006 4:50:37 PM PST by scott7278
"Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile".
One of the funniest posts I have ever seen! ROFLMAO!
No problemo! Still working on my stogie.
Wait, my turn to dance?! Ok, let's GO!!!!
That IS funny!
Oh I am just going back and forth on different threads
I am actually kinda tired
I didn't go to bed until 3:00 last night!
OK, see post 240, the music's on!
The three leading causes of death in the US are: 1.Heart disease 2.Chuck Norris and 3.Cancer.
As far as being safe in the arms of Jesus, I say yes. Those babies have died in vain? We apparently agree on some of this issue, it is a life but to what gain?
I am very interested in your response to this. I have chosen but I would like to hear the other side. Better to give life than to die in vain.
I thought Chuck Norris was #1!
OK, your turn, Dancing Queen:
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music’s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
At the current growing rate of Chuck Norris deaths, he is sure to surpass it soon.
Actually, if he wanted, Chuck Norris could just roundhouse kick heart disease and it would spiral down to the bottom of the list. But he wants to give it a fighting chance.
Alright! Very nice.
Up til 3am? I topped ya by an hour and a half!! lol Man.... I got into a Spring cleaning binge and don't know when to stop. I thought I was going to have to work all weekend....but found out a bit ago that the facility cancelled. Got any weekend plans?
Are you a cleaning freak? lol
next time you feel a binge coming on run over to my house will ya! LOL
I have to take a mid-term tomorrow and then a girlfriend from out of town and I are gonna get together for movie, dinner whatever
BTW I did go to the rodeo a couple of weeks ago and now I want to be a barrel racer! LOL
What fun!
No, I'm actually a procrastinator when it comes to cleaning. But I DID stay up as late as you. Are you a fellow night owl?
I'm waiting for you on the dance floor...
I'm here...sweep me off my feet!
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