Posted on 03/03/2006 4:50:37 PM PST by scott7278
The universe is expanding...it's all trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
"Absolutely!"
good land lord then. good for you. That's like my friends, always sharing, thinking of me.
It's a great place for that! I envy you.
" Chuck Norris"
Please, please! get away from Chuck Norris. I must turn the channel whenever I see him. How could he have so many fans? (disclaimer: not meant to hurt anyone, feelings shared are personal only)
Are you aware of the Chuck Norris jokes that are immensely popular on the internet?
"Sweet Daddies"
sounds like you are close to heaven. Well, good for you. I will put that on my list to try. Enjoy yourself
Blues Brothers on now. Jake and Elwood. Singing on stage.
It's not the name that matters to me...just the color of your hair and the way you walk...Where's Louise?
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
"Chuck Norris ; on the internet?" Please, no, not on the internet toooooo????!!!!!
No, I never. Should I dare bore myself to death?
Just remember, you were the one gifted with testosterone. You are the one to make the move. She was gifted with estrogen and is the one waiting...
"Chuck Norris goes to donate blood"
LOL!!!!!!! still laughing
That's what we've been trying to tell him!
See posts 160, 161, and 170.
The Chuck Norris jokes are sort of making fun of him more than anything (though he has said he finds them funny as well). Far from boring, they are REALLY funny!
"Blues Brothers "
WHERE?????
"Where's Louise"
otherwise preoccupied, or retired for the evening, one or the other or both. Its her nap time. and you know the color.... Walk? you have to get closer
Are you thinking of asking her out? Does she live close enough to you?
It is cable, but seasons 1-4 are out on DVD.
"Chuck Norris jokes"
okay, okay, where is this site? If I have time to waste.. might as well laugh at his expense
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