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Posted on 03/03/2006 12:40:30 PM PST by presidio9
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To: r-q-tek86; Maximus of Texas; Toby06; pissant
Mr Schumacher has previously been praised by gay groups for giving Clooney and Batman Forever star Val Kilmer pert nipples, tighter buttocks and ....an extended inflatable codpiece.I know what I'm getting you boys for your birthday this year!
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posted on
03/03/2006 4:01:36 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
( I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Forget the costume. Just the steak and obligatory activity on March 14.
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posted on
03/03/2006 4:11:14 PM PST
by
pissant
To: presidio9
No, George Looney. YOU are GAY. Batman is an brilliant detective with a razor sharp car and a beautiful (albeit seductive) woman to keep him warm at night:
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posted on
03/03/2006 8:21:32 PM PST
by
Emmet Fitzhume
(Oh senseless death and destruction, thy name is Islam.)
To: presidio9; All
I've posted it before, but it seems to bear repeating.
Reasons why Batman is gay:
1) A single, rich, middle aged man
2) He wears a cape and dresses in rubber
3) He has a MUCH younger male companion, his "ward"
4) He wears tights
5) He likes to SLIDE DOWN A POLE with the companion to a secret "cave".
6) ...his name is "Bruce".
'nuff said.
I just want to see Clooney play Batman with Tom Cruise as Robin.
Cheers!
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posted on
03/03/2006 8:45:55 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: presidio9
I have said all along that anyone who calls his side-kick "Boy-Wonder" has got to as straight as a pretzel.
/h
To: presidio9
That's right! George Clooney certainly did make Batman Gay.
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posted on
03/03/2006 10:48:15 PM PST
by
Conservative Texan Mom
(I moved to Arkansas and some of the rumors are true!)
To: Conservative Texan Mom
BATMAN BEGINS thankfully erased all those other movies. I thought it was the best superhero movie ever made to date. Even better than X-Men 2 or Spider-Man 2.
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posted on
03/05/2006 4:19:36 AM PST
by
The Foolkiller
(BSXL* The year the NFL died.)
To: Arizona Carolyn
PING to Batman is Gay Thread.
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03/05/2006 8:01:03 PM PST
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Dashing Dasher
( I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
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