[Chanticleer]

You talking about me?

Rachael Ray is cute as can be, and I want her life. She looks great and gets paid to travel, eat and talk to celebrities. Talk about your dream jobs!

But my favorite chef on Food Network is definitely A.B.

Any guy who can work science, humor and power tools into his cooking show is a winner to me ... and his recipes are consistently fabulous. (Plus, he's from Atlanta... a big plus, right, Peacebaby?)

[peacebaby]

Who is A.B.? I need to get out more, geez!

But, wait a second. I don't need to be in the kitchen any more than is absolutely necessary. It's dangerous for my figure.

[pissant]

Unwrapped is the best show on the food channel, IMO.

[Tolkien]

Alton is the man! His the only show on FN that I can stomach... get it? stomach...