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Microwaved Penis Turns Out To Be Fake
The Indy Channel ^
| February 27, 2006
| AP
Posted on 02/27/2006 5:31:39 AM PST by Abathar
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee; ...
Now, I've heard everything, PING!!!!
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:04:44 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: Dashing Dasher
An RB for the Minnesota Vikings, Onterrio Smith (maybe?), was busted with this same thing a while back. Also, trying to get my the drug test, IIRC.
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:10:29 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: day10
The idea of not using drugs never crosses their minds?
No, I rather buy a fake penis and drug free urine via the internet!
Good idea!
Oy Vey!
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:13:22 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: Abathar
This sounds like something Hillary Clinton could use as a wedge issue....
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:18:51 AM PST
by
Brett66
(Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: Abathar
I'm no expert on drug test procedure, so can someone explain to me why it matters that you carry your urine in a fake penis? Do employers watch while you go? If so, can't they tell its fake?
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:19:32 AM PST
by
xp38
To: Abathar
She could have kept it at near perfect body temperature if she would have kept it under her armpit, er, or somewhere very warm...
To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...
Dasher and all:
Forgive me for this mindless ping, but I FINALLY sold my house Friday!!!!!! Thank you God!
After 6 long months of waiting the folks who had a contingency offer on my home finally came through. I really believe that this move and sort of a "new start" will be good for the boys and I.
day10
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:20:37 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
I think we may be among the very few on FR familiar with that song but I was going to post a more obtuse reference if you hadn't already!
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:21:33 AM PST
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Abathar
If there's one thing worse than a microwaved penis, it's a microwaved fake penis.
To: day10
Congrats, Day!
I hope this brings you peace.
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:22:36 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: dinoparty
I'm no expert on drug test procedure, so can someone explain to me why it matters that you carry your urine in a fake penis? Do employers watch while you go? If so, can't they tell its fake?Check out the ad upthread. It's designed so you can look like you're actually attached to it, because the DO watch you to make sure you're not just dumping a container of someone else's stuff into their cup.
I'm thinking of selling my own kit for beating drug tests. You pay $50.00, and I send you a piece of paper that says: quit doin' the sh*t and you won't get caught with it in your system.
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:22:49 AM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: Abathar
One more reason why I don't use the microwave at a convenience store !!!!
To: DancesWithBolsheviks
>She could have kept it at near perfect body temperature if she would have kept it under her armpit...
I'd love to see that drug test.
"Please pee in this cup". "Sure, let me unbutton my shirt..."
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:25:06 AM PST
by
Fudd
To: day10
Great news day10. Wishing nothing but good things for you.
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:26:44 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: day10
My mama told me never to sign nothin' with the word "contingent" in it, because she went through the same thing once. You must be glad it's over.
To: Dashing Dasher; day10
Ya'll don't do this to me so early in the morning... .
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:34:13 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I'm Louise.)
To: Dashing Dasher
They don't call 'em hot dogs for nothing! LOL!
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:35:00 AM PST
by
phantomworker
(It doesn’t matter what other people think or feel or say. “You are the only person who defines you.")
To: hellinahandcart
I am very glad it's over.
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posted on
02/27/2006 6:35:33 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Abathar
How could they tell it was fake?
It didn't plump when you cooked it?
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