I told her she's pentecostal now and it's a sin to cut her hair...
ROTFL!! You gonna burn in hell for that one, son! But, I can understand it after the coffeepot got turned off. ;o) We don't have to worry about that anymore. We got one of them new-fangled thermal carafe thingies, and there's no more hot plate to have to worry about. When the coffee stops running, it just sits there all nice and hot in the carafe until you want it.
Mmmm. I loves me some hot coffee!