1 posted on
02/24/2006 3:45:24 AM PST by
mcg2000
To: mcg2000
Earlier today, someone walked into a McKeesport corner store and asked to use the microwave while they shopped. The clerk smelled something unusual and investigated ... they found a paper towel covering a penis.
The perp ran out the door when the microwave was opened.
And GOOD MORNING TO EACH OF YOU!
2 posted on
02/24/2006 3:47:23 AM PST by
mcg2000
(New Orleans: The city that declared Jihad against The Red Cross.)
To: mcg2000
Jamaican Meat Stick? I hope it was circumcised. (:^P)
5 posted on
02/24/2006 3:59:04 AM PST by
WideGlide
(That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
To: mcg2000
It plumps when you cook it.
8 posted on
02/24/2006 4:06:32 AM PST by
Mr. Brightside
(I know what I like.)
To: mcg2000
Note to self... Do NOT buy hotdogs at the 7-11.
9 posted on
02/24/2006 4:09:39 AM PST by
fuquadukie
(If you can't hang with the big dogs, then don't jump off the porch.)
To: mcg2000
10 posted on
02/24/2006 4:22:29 AM PST by
Ol' Sox
To: mcg2000
Maybe the guy had a thing for Frankenstein.
11 posted on
02/24/2006 4:27:10 AM PST by
NicknamedBob
(Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
To: Xenalyte
13 posted on
02/24/2006 4:29:01 AM PST by
Toby06
(Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and second-guessing is not a strategy)
To: mcg2000
I'm listening to this on the local Pittsburgh news now. Was he in the store looking for mustard?
To: mcg2000
Somewhere out there, there's a dog no longer capable of being hot...
15 posted on
02/24/2006 4:30:07 AM PST by
Clioman
To: mcg2000
Stop me if you've heard this one already, OK?
"One day a guy walked into a 7-11 with a package...."
16 posted on
02/24/2006 5:23:12 AM PST by
Gritty
(The First Amendment offers no guarantee of a peaceful, unwounded inner child – Mike Adams)
To: mcg2000
""I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt," said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. "It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast."" The nature of the beast... find the beast.
To: mcg2000
One thought is that this was a prank like on that show ... some MTV show --- maybe Jackass.
But then again, I once heard that a german man allowed his lover to kill him and eat him.
To: mcg2000
I bet they didn't even sponge down the microwave. ;)
22 posted on
02/24/2006 11:51:13 AM PST by
adam_az
(It's the border, stupid!)
To: mcg2000
"Franks and beans, franks and beans."
23 posted on
02/24/2006 11:52:07 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: mcg2000
KDKAs Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part. Pop goes the weasel!
24 posted on
02/24/2006 11:52:13 AM PST by
dirtboy
(I'm fat, I sleep most of the winter and I saw my shadow yesterday. Does that make me a groundhog?)
To: mcg2000; Tijeras_Slim
To: mcg2000
26 posted on
03/07/2006 6:30:46 AM PST by
Disambiguator
(Unfettered gun ownership is the highest expression of civil rights.)
To: mcg2000
Already proven to be a hoax, IIRC.
27 posted on
03/07/2006 6:32:10 AM PST by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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