[mcg2000]

Earlier today, someone walked into a McKeesport corner store and asked to use the microwave while they shopped. The clerk smelled something unusual and investigated ... they found a paper towel covering a penis.

The perp ran out the door when the microwave was opened.

And GOOD MORNING TO EACH OF YOU!

[WideGlide]

Jamaican Meat Stick? I hope it was circumcised. (:^P)

[Mr. Brightside]

It plumps when you cook it.

[fuquadukie]

Note to self... Do NOT buy hotdogs at the 7-11.

[Ol' Sox]

Frank? Is that you?

[NicknamedBob]

Maybe the guy had a thing for Frankenstein.

[Toby06]

King Missile ping.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I'm listening to this on the local Pittsburgh news now. Was he in the store looking for mustard?

[Clioman]

Somewhere out there, there's a dog no longer capable of being hot...

[Gritty]

Stop me if you've heard this one already, OK?

"One day a guy walked into a 7-11 with a package...."

[Idisarthur]

""I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt," said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. "It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast.""

The nature of the beast... find the beast.

[Idisarthur]

One thought is that this was a prank like on that show ... some MTV show --- maybe Jackass.

But then again, I once heard that a german man allowed his lover to kill him and eat him.

[adam_az]

I bet they didn't even sponge down the microwave. ;)

[dfwgator]

"Franks and beans, franks and beans."

[dirtboy]

KDKA’s Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part.

Pop goes the weasel!

[martin_fierro]

The Whizzinator: Source of so much misunderstanding/pain.

[Disambiguator]

More on this here:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/06/drug_test_fraud/

[RockinRight]

Already proven to be a hoax, IIRC.