Earlier today, someone walked into a McKeesport corner store and asked to use the microwave while they shopped. The clerk smelled something unusual and investigated ... they found a paper towel covering a penis.
The perp ran out the door when the microwave was opened.
And GOOD MORNING TO EACH OF YOU!
2 posted on 02/24/2006 3:47:23 AM PST by mcg2000
(New Orleans: The city that declared Jihad against The Red Cross.)