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Do you have feelings of inadequacy (Vanity)
crushelits
| Februart 22, 2006
| crushelits
Posted on 02/22/2006 11:37:01 AM PST by crushelits
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To: crushelits
Do I have to eat the worm --- sir?
To: crushelits
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
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posted on
02/22/2006 11:38:45 AM PST
by
camle
(Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
To: crushelits
All women are good looking - some just take more beer than others.
There goes a two six packer :-).
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posted on
02/22/2006 11:39:46 AM PST
by
PeteB570
(Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
To: crushelits
one shot... HEY! MAS TEQUILA!
To: crushelits
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. That is where I actually LOL.
To: crushelits
I feel inadequate because I can only afford cheap tequila.
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posted on
02/22/2006 11:45:49 AM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
To: AnOldCowhand; Allegra; BerthaDee; carlr; Conspiracy Guy; Clemenza; cyborg; Dashing Dasher; ...
FF (Favorite FReeper) ping....
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:18:06 PM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
To: The SISU kid
Naked Twister...now that's a challenge in more than one way
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:20:28 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think - therefore I am, I think... .)
To: crushelits
Table dancing sounds all right. Good exercise, accompanied by a wee bit of danger.
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:21:08 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: The SISU kid
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:24:54 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...)
To: The SISU kid
Can I substitute Guinness in this therapy?
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:25:13 PM PST
by
pissant
To: Mike Darancette
Do I have to eat the worm Only in extreme cases. Otherwise, it is best to leave Dr. Gusano undisturbed.
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:28:18 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(<--- Not always a "people person")
To: pissant
Can I substitute Guinness in this therapy? But of course! What ever sinks your sub!
8^)
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:31:15 PM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
To: crushelits
She said Im going out with my girlfriends for Margaritas at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patron Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Shell start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off
Shell start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink
She dont mean nothing She's just havin' fun Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off", by Joe Nichols
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:36:53 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(<--- Not always a "people person")
To: The SISU kid
Frankly, I do feel inadequate in the kitchen. As the family jokes, dinner's done when the fire alarm goes off.
Soooo, I'll just set that bottle of tequila in the midde of the table and say, Dinner's Ready, Ya'll.
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:37:44 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think - therefore I am, I think... .)
To: crushelits
LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
To: peacebaby
Don't forget the lime & salt shaker!
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:43:31 PM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
To: TheBigB
Tequila Cookies
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour another 4 oz. in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another 4 oz., just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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posted on
02/22/2006 12:49:18 PM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
To: The SISU kid
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