Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!
Here is my example with WFTD.
Mike Adams responded to a splenetic screed from a silly sychophant of the feminazis of NOW-Orlando with a scathing final installment in his serial "Why I Don't Take Feminists Seriously" column.
NOW and THEN, by Mike S. Adams
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
To: Free Silly, you bastards!; Silly; dubyaismypresident; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
2 posted on
02/22/2006 5:45:16 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(You are STILL safer hunting with Dick Cheney than riding in a car with Ted Kennedy!)
To: VRWCmember; Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
3 posted on
02/22/2006 5:45:29 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(You are STILL safer hunting with Dick Cheney than riding in a car with Ted Kennedy!)
To: Gabz; doubled; HairOfTheDog; Robert A. Cook, PE; maxwell; TruthShallSetYouFree; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
4 posted on
02/22/2006 5:46:02 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(You are STILL safer hunting with Dick Cheney than riding in a car with Ted Kennedy!)
To: camle; gas_dr; christine; Just another Joe; DainBramage; lds23; TexasNative2000; kassie; P.O.E.; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
5 posted on
02/22/2006 5:46:15 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(You are STILL safer hunting with Dick Cheney than riding in a car with Ted Kennedy!)
To: VRWCmember
oooh! A word that describes Barbara Boxer and Cindy Sheehan....
6 posted on
02/22/2006 5:52:17 AM PST by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Cyber Liberty; xsmommy; Slip18; dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; camle
8 posted on
02/22/2006 6:02:35 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(You are STILL safer hunting with Dick Cheney than riding in a car with Ted Kennedy!)
To: RikaStrom; Slip18; xsmommy; Constitution Day; Gabz; Enterprise; one_particular_harbour; hobbes1; ...
< Best Cuban accent>
LUCY! You got some
splenetic to do.
< /Cuban accent?>
BTW - Happy Birthday Cyber
The chef is back. Good eats for everyone.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
17 posted on
02/22/2006 6:25:25 AM PST by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: VRWCmember
Mrs. Clinton--so mean and splenetic
She pisses me off--diuretic?
Fake saccharine smile--diabetic?
Abhors men--uses rubber prosthetic
Should be sealed in a capsule--hermetic
Needs a ton of expensive cosmetic
She is lacking in every aesthetic
Is it nurture, or something genetic?
With the Commies, she's still sympathetic
Mr. Marx is her muse--theoretic
With our system she's quite antithetic
And her speeches are shrill and pathetic
Personality--anti-magnetic
I can't watch her without anesthetic
19 posted on
02/22/2006 6:36:55 AM PST by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: VRWCmember
Splenetic? Isn't that Howard Dean's middle name?
38 posted on
02/22/2006 7:51:59 AM PST by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: VRWCmember
islam is a splenetic example of a religion of peace...
39 posted on
02/22/2006 8:04:43 AM PST by
null and void
(That 12 jurors can overturn the leviathan of "The Law" strikes fear into statists across this nation)
To: VRWCmember
The brother of the
splenetic Senator Mary Landrieu is running for mayor of New Orleans.
Haven't these people suffered enough?
54 posted on
02/22/2006 9:25:02 AM PST by
NeoCaveman
(The shark has been jumped, there is no turning back)
To: VRWCmember
61 posted on
02/22/2006 10:08:33 AM PST by
Argh
To: VRWCmember
Thanks for the Happy Birthday wishes, Vastie!! Backatcha...
I don't know if I'll ever get through all these cakes you guys brought me!
63 posted on
02/22/2006 10:17:36 AM PST by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2006, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: VRWCmember; LonePalm
So iffen you're havin' a bad day and vent your bile and ill humours, can it change to a splenericific day?
66 posted on
02/22/2006 11:47:44 AM PST by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: VRWCmember; Slip18
Home from work-
Queen Hillary and X42 are
Both malevolent and pathetic
He deals with the Dixie mafia
While she waxes splenetic
His black book of mistresses
Has more pages than a best seller-
When it comes to Hillary playing around
She'd better do as he tells her
If she has a current paramour
He'd better be home by dark
And not go for a midnight stroll
Anywhere near Ft. Marcy park
81 posted on
02/22/2006 3:20:35 PM PST by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
To: Cyber Liberty
Happy birthday Cyber!
(Hope she slips you a fun time....)
87 posted on
02/22/2006 7:21:58 PM PST by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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