To: AnOldCowhand; Allegra; BerthaDee; Conspiracy Guy; Clemenza; cyborg; Dashing Dasher; Deaf Smith; ...
FF (Favorite FReeper) "your comments needed here" ping.....
14 posted on
02/21/2006 12:55:26 PM PST by
The SISU kid
(I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
To: The SISU kid
19 posted on
02/21/2006 1:00:28 PM PST by
PatrickHenry
(Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
To: The SISU kid
I almost killed my old roommate over less.
28 posted on
02/21/2006 1:12:15 PM PST by
Skooz
(Chastity prays for me, piety sings............Modesty hides my thighs in her wings......)
To: The SISU kid
I added my own wise crack on the other thread....:))
29 posted on
02/21/2006 1:13:07 PM PST by
Salamander
(Cursed With Second Sight)
To: The SISU kid
"Please don't squeeze bludgeon the Charmin Companion"
30 posted on
02/21/2006 1:14:16 PM PST by
Salamander
(Cursed With Second Sight)
To: The SISU kid
[A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested. ]Thanks for the ping, SISU. I'd like to offer up a fully legit schenario which could be presented by his defense attorney:
If a guy's sitting on the throne and can't leave it and the air's getting thick and choking, and the only objects within reach are say...a sledgehammer, a claw hammer, and a Vicky's Secrets catalog...he's not going to want to damage his catalog in using it as a weapon, and even when rolled up it won't leave a mark--it just makes noise. That leaves the guy with the other two weapon choices as he sits in wait until his perp roomate has to use the throne.
Never take the last of the TP without replacing it for the next person. (Bad form.) It's just etiquette. ;-)
41 posted on
02/22/2006 7:21:34 PM PST by
Miss Behave
(I'm completely lost.)
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