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Man allegedly killed roommate over toilet paper
AP on MSN News ^
| February 21, 2006
Posted on 02/21/2006 4:57:06 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.
Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.
Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.
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KEYWORDS: banglist; charmin; deathcultivation; hammertime; murder; toiletpaper
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To: Fresh Wind
"Please don't squeeze bludgeon the Charmin Companion"
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:13:25 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Cursed With Second Sight)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Did he think the toilet paper would magically appear?
I think he's been playing too much Resident Evil.
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:13:26 AM PST
by
scott7278
(Livin' the life some consider a myth,)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
As someone who use to share an apartment....
I can see how something like this can develope and get out of control.
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:22:05 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:23:19 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: meanie monster
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:24:45 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Fresh Wind
Roomate. Yeah... LOL... Exactly.
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:35:40 AM PST
by
Fruitbat
To: beyond the sea
"MOSS BLUFF, Fla.-------The guy shoulda just gone outside and gotten some of this........ moss."
Growing up in FLA, and being an outdoorsie type, you learn after the first try that Spanish Moss makes a lousy substitute for TP.
Almost all I ever saw was full of lil red chiggers, a handful of sand burrs would be an equal choice to that stuff...lol
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:37:04 AM PST
by
Beagle8U
(An "Earth First" kinda guy ( when we finish logging here, we'll start on the other planets.)
To: Fresh Wind
Roomate. Yeah... Maybe Matthews became a real PITA!
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:40:49 AM PST
by
Fruitbat
To: Calpernia
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posted on
02/21/2006 5:51:52 AM PST
by
meanie monster
(http://guptonator.myvideochat.net)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Another senseless death. Now, if the spat had been over whether the roll comes over the top or off the bottom, it's a whole 'nother matter.
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posted on
02/21/2006 6:00:51 AM PST
by
pa_dweller
(levy = a tax <__> levee = an embankment for protection from floods)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Never bring a rifle to a sledge and claw hammer fight?
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posted on
02/21/2006 6:58:47 AM PST
by
jjmcgo
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Is that Chuckie Schumer?
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posted on
02/21/2006 7:30:59 AM PST
by
Cyclopean Squid
(History is a work in progress)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I could understand his reaction if we're talking about quilted.
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posted on
02/21/2006 7:32:02 AM PST
by
Cyclopean Squid
(History is a work in progress)
To: Beagle8U
Growing up in FLA, and being an outdoorsie type, you learn after the first try that Spanish Moss makes a lousy substitute for TP.
Anything is a lousy substitute. Some of hiking friends have become "lightweight" backpacking fanatics, which means they pay two hundred dollars for a titanium cooking pot that weighs two ounces less than a twenty dollar aluminum one, and they obsess over ridding their packs of all items that aren't 100% necessary for survival, like TP. Sure, you can find a substitute, but why would you want to?
To: Welsh Rabbit
" Sure, you can find a substitute, but why would you want to?"
I was talking about being out hunting/fishing when nature calls, not packing for a camping trip or a hike in the woods.
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posted on
02/21/2006 8:08:12 AM PST
by
Beagle8U
(An "Earth First" kinda guy ( when we finish logging here, we'll start on the other planets.)
To: Beagle8U
I figured that. I was just voicing my amazement at people who actually plan to use leaves or whatever.
To: Beagle8U
Chiggers? Are you still allowed to say that?
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posted on
02/21/2006 8:29:11 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I know how he felt, I hate to run out of Lou Rawls!
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posted on
02/21/2006 8:33:36 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: Fresh Wind
"Chiggers? Are you still allowed to say that?"
LOL...not sure if they are really called Chiggers, but they are tiny red bugs(almost to small to see) that bite and will cause a rash/itching of unbearable proportions that can last for days.
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posted on
02/21/2006 8:48:56 AM PST
by
Beagle8U
(An "Earth First" kinda guy ( when we finish logging here, we'll start on the other planets.)
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posted on
02/21/2006 8:59:01 AM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
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