"Irish setters are evil dogs."
You got that right. When I was 8 or 9 years old a neighbor's Irish Setter was running loose when I was walking home from school on day. The thing tackled and humped me 1/2 way down the block. I'd push it away go another 5 steps and it'd tackle and hump me again. I had to climb a tree to get away from it.
Then you came home loaded one night and started looking for his leg.