Aren't women just another appliance?
Dishwasher, sometimes icebox, vacuum (if we're good), washing machine,,,,, a man can't live without these and I'll duck now and run.
He can always hire the help out....
That's what I do ;)
Then you don't have to talk to them, unless ya wanna.
--I thought "WIFE" was an acronym--you know, Washing, Ironing, F------, Etc.,---