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Posted on 02/17/2006 5:16:21 PM PST by DollyCali
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Is that right? NOT that I have any desire to experience such cold.
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
We were near 60 yesterday, but only expecting about 19 tomorrow...
# Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
# Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Now you know why I moved out of Ohio.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
I don't mind it when it's August. It's 86 here and humid, and in Florida, it's a 94 degree steambath.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Good for you.. at an internet cafe, I guess since you are posting or do you have a small notebook you carry?
Hi RCA. :-)
It's only gotten to 94 once in the 5 1/2 years I've been here. 86 is ok though, I prefer 70-85.
Hello Rca.
I've heard Paul Bettany is very good in that movie.
awe,, what a cutie pie!
Yeah, but that humidity is something! What part of FL are you in?
I really enjoyed Firewall. a few little twists in there. the slick villan was really scary to me.. gave me the creeps
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away...no, wait, wrong story...
Well since you asked...
Hubby and I met online in some yahoo chatroom back in early 2001. He was stationed in Hungary (Operation Joint Forge), and I was living in the SF Bay Area (still do). Turned out, when not deployed, he actually lived about an hour and a half from where I did. We chatted online and on the phone for seven months before we ever met in person. His return flight from Europe was on 9-11 (yes, THAT 9-11). As I watched the Twin Towers fall on the TV, I got a call from him telling me he landed safe in Georgia. Five days later, we met for the very first time in person. We were engaged a year later, and then rushed off to Reno to wed when he got the call to go to Iraq (we were going to do a summer wedding). We found out on Valentines Day 2003 that he was being called to Iraq, so on Monday, Feb. 17th, 2003 we eloped at the Reno Hilton. 40 family members and friends followed us. It was a great wedding, actually. He was dressed in his Class A's. We went go-cart racing after the wedding, if you can believe that!
I better get some sleep. Good night!
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