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| 02/15/2006
| TC Rider
Posted on 02/15/2006 1:01:51 PM PST by TC Rider
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To: conservatrice
how about her comment that all conservative men dumped her, I wonder why.....maybe because they have taste......
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:28:54 PM PST
by
vin-one
(REMEMBER the WTC !!!!!!!!)
To: Shalom Israel
99.3% of males surveyed said, "Bad sex is better than no sex!" There are limits. (trust me)
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:29:15 PM PST
by
TC Rider
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To: Servant of the 9
The 'Cary Ghetto'? Does the poor woman only have 4 bedrooms?
Exactly 4. She is in old Cary, a 70s vintage ranch. It's mostly a ghetto on the inside. Lib women seem to abhor housework.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:31:06 PM PST
by
TC Rider
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To: Reactionary
A cheap bike still beats walking.
And it was just so fun revealing I was not only IN the Army, but actually one of the "baby-killers" the following monday.
They should have known by: (A) the haircuts and (B) the fact that we were in shape, unlike the rest of the guys there.
Not so curiously, she wrote me a lot while I was in Saudi.
I believe she's married to a stockbroker or something. Probably a Republican now.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:31:20 PM PST
by
MeanWestTexan
(Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
To: TC Rider
This is one I got today that I thought was funny..Just checked email and found it..Not from a Dem though.I gave up emailing any of them any more all I came away with was a headache when I tried explaining something to them..
Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardest by
As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow
continued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims who
could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial
supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to
surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.
"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled so I can get out
to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his
living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be
spending it here on me?"
Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the
timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick
into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?"
wrote one blogger.
Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new
medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting
activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random
choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing
snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I
have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except
for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and
the President and Congress knows that."
Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are
mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered
underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.
Or something like that.
More breaking news...... Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why
snow is ALWAYS white.
Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many
SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?
I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.
THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to
fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and
the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate
needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.
I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of
her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy
baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the
nearly frozen teen-aged girls.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:33:41 PM PST
by
Beth528
To: Gil4
Kennedy's first reaction after the accident - get his lawyer Not quite true. His first reaction was to take a stroll back to the cottage, past at least four occupied homes (three with lights on at the time) and a fire station, thinking of how he'd damage-control the situation, all while Mary Jo was dying.
To: TC Rider
There are limits. (trust me)Whoah. Help me out, man. I'm trying to back you up here!
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:45:00 PM PST
by
Shalom Israel
(Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.)
To: TC Rider
"..... Yes, it is a very bleak picture and I have been abandomed by every conservative male I have ever been involved with"And the reason for that is obvious.
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posted on
02/15/2006 2:07:10 PM PST
by
Darlin'
("I will not forget this wound to my country." President George W Bush, 20 Sept 2001)
To: TC Rider
I'm sorry to hear about your divorce. I know from listening to my husband's experience that it really is very painful for a guy. I hope you feel better soon and come to your senses about liberal women. While they may be easy, things that are worth having require a bit more work ;)
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posted on
02/15/2006 2:31:38 PM PST
by
conservatrice
(married to a brilliant conservative man)
To: conservatrice
My divorce is final on Friday, my ex and I are still pretty amiable and have joint custody of our dog. We never had kids so that's not an issue.
I broke it off with lib woman at Christmas and am currently not dating and not even looking. Believe it or not, in my next relationship I've decided to forgo sex for at least 10 dates. If she objects, I've learned something. It muddies everything up.
Luckily I don't have the sex drive I had 30 years ago.
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posted on
02/15/2006 3:31:45 PM PST
by
TC Rider
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