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| 02/15/2006
| TC Rider
Posted on 02/15/2006 1:01:51 PM PST by TC Rider
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Any questions on why we're not dating any longer?
And yes, I could have educated her on the differences between Cheney and Kennedy, but why bother?
The best part is that this was going out to her joke list in both directions. As long as she was hitting the 'reply to all' button, I did too.
The really good news is that I got some interesting private replies from some of her girlfriends.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:01:53 PM PST
by
TC Rider
To: TC Rider
Why were you dating a liberal? Do you like pain? ;)
To: TC Rider
What we would like to see:
Dear Senators Clinton, Schumer, Kerry and Kennedy,
You are cordially invited to my ranch in Wyoming next week for a large picnic and quail hunt. You will be my guests of honor and sit at the head table and be at the front of the line at the hunt. All necessary gear will be provided free of charge, courtesy of my good friend Jack A. (Sen. Kerry, you can bring your own hunting gun if you like.) All game shot will be on the menu and cooked to your liking.
RSVP by 2-18-2006
Yours truly,
Dead Eye Dick
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:04:22 PM PST
by
hophead
("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
To: TC Rider
It's almost a shame she didn't take a ride with the swimmer.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:04:25 PM PST
by
FormerLib
(Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
To: TC Rider
Kennedy wasn't acquitted...he got a two months suspended sentence.
To: TC Rider
And Ted Kennedy was acquitted.And Mary Jo is still dead.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:05:35 PM PST
by
Rocko
(Liberals -- they have a compassion you always hear about, but never witness.)
To: TC Rider
got some interesting private replies from some of her girlfriends. ROFLOL
Enjoy the harvest.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:05:52 PM PST
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: conservatrice
"Why were you dating a liberal?"
Because liberal chicks are easy.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:05:58 PM PST
by
MeanWestTexan
(Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
To: TC Rider
The really good news is that I got some interesting private replies from some of her girlfriends.Well?
To: TC Rider
Cheney's first reaction after the accident - get his doctor
Kennedy's first reaction after the accident - get his lawyer
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:06:39 PM PST
by
Gil4
(This tagline for rent - cheap!)
To: TC Rider
As Wilbur Mills said to Ted Kennedy -
"At least my girl could swim"
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:06:40 PM PST
by
acsrp38
To: TC Rider
Send us those private replies from her girlfriends! ;-)
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:07:23 PM PST
by
dmw
To: Gil4
Kennedy's first reaction after the accident - get his lawyerI believe that was his second reaction. His first was to get another drink!
To: conservatrice
Why were you dating a liberal? They're loose.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:08:18 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: TC Rider
"I am just a poor single mother living in the Cary ghetto trying to raise her children, keep a job and put food on the table."
Sounds just like a lib, I'm not surprised she is blaming the conservative men she has dated for her predicament.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:08:22 PM PST
by
hophead
("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
To: MeanWestTexan
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:09:04 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: conservatrice
Why were you dating a liberal? I know why. Because it's a cheap date. (1) You don't have to take them to dinner because they are always full of it. (2)Entertainment is cheap because they keep you in stitches with their rhetoric.
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:09:18 PM PST
by
taxesareforever
(Government is running amuck)
To: conservatrice
Why were you dating a liberal?Relationships usually work better when the man is the smarter one.
To: TC Rider
Your ex-girlfriend is clearly suffering from too much oxygen in her cranium. Tell her that every year, Ted Kennedy offers free rides in his restored '67 Oldsmobile, all she has to do is to email his office with a request and the good Senator will even fly her in from wherever she is to enjoy a summer evening's drive with him.
I'm betting she'll be writing that email tonight. LMAO
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:11:57 PM PST
by
mkjessup
(The Shah doesn't look so bad now, eh? But nooo, Jimmah said the Ayatollah was a 'godly' man.)
To: Gil4
Cheney's first reaction after the accident - get his doctor
Kennedy's first reaction after the accident - get his lawyer
In fairness Dead Eye Dick got the lawywer with the shotgun. ;)
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posted on
02/15/2006 1:12:07 PM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Proud Dad of Twins, What Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!!!!!!)
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