[grey_whiskers]

A young lad who'd stolen a lobster
Tried hiding it next to his knobster.
That delighted his gang,
Though it clamped on his thang,
And now he's a d***less old mobster!

Well done, Vade!

From your usual haunts, does this guy get an honorable mention on the Darwins?

(I'll bet he wishes he was dead!

From this thread

The pen is mightier than the sword
But it doesn't take the award
A pencil (of wood)
Placed in his manhood
"Pencil greater than the pen-is"--Oh, Good Lord!

A man who lay down with a sheep
Was sentenced, so now he doth weep
What makes this so Baaa - d
Is he could have had
his relations with Little Bo Peep!

And now for this thread...

A lobster was plucked from the tank
And didn't quite know who to thank
He enforced the law
By the use of his claw:
Just reached out and gave something a yank!

[VadeRetro]

See you and raise you.

Craig Simpson tried fighting inflation
By stealing an angry crustacean.
Which proved quite a wrecker.
It pinched up his pecker.
It all came out down at the station.