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Man accused of hiding lobster in pants
The Courier Mail (Australia) ^ | February 15, 2006

Posted on 02/15/2006 12:22:27 PM PST by Shermy

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To: Mike Bates

Aaahhh man! I just got back from lunch! And you know how I love a good crustacean in underwear story too!


21 posted on 02/15/2006 12:28:54 PM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: Shermy

My first thought was, Wow, that takes ball$, but now that I think about it . . .


22 posted on 02/15/2006 12:29:09 PM PST by TravisBickle (The War on Terror: Win It There or Fight It Here)
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
Lobster in Pants Ping List
Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list; just don't!

23 posted on 02/15/2006 12:29:25 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Creationists are like a palsied person touching a cactus.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

And his last name to "Balls"


24 posted on 02/15/2006 12:30:09 PM PST by Ragtop (We are the people our parents warned us about)
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To: Shermy

"Lobster In My Pants" by Claude Balls.


25 posted on 02/15/2006 12:30:15 PM PST by Jhensy
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To: Shermy
He was charged with unauthorised dealing with shop goods...

Uh... shoplifting?

26 posted on 02/15/2006 12:30:31 PM PST by pgyanke (Christ has a tolerance for sinners; liberals have a tolerance for sin.)
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To: Millee
They don't call him 'smilin' Bob for nothin!

27 posted on 02/15/2006 12:30:32 PM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

FYI


28 posted on 02/15/2006 12:30:51 PM PST by Constitution Day (Anger is an energy)
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To: Xenalyte

Oh, great, now I'm all hungry. Speaking of which, Miss Xena, did you ever post your wedding pictures?


29 posted on 02/15/2006 12:31:34 PM PST by Argh
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To: Shermy

So much joke potential...so little time!


30 posted on 02/15/2006 12:32:18 PM PST by 6ppc
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To: Junior

I hope it's claws were banded! That could leave a real mark.


31 posted on 02/15/2006 12:33:27 PM PST by cjshapi
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To: PatrickHenry
One might infer that the thief had nothing of any great significance to protect...
32 posted on 02/15/2006 12:33:55 PM PST by Aracelis
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To: Millee

Figured you'd be here.


33 posted on 02/15/2006 12:34:33 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Shermy
This is news? Lobster pants were around long before this story broke . . .


34 posted on 02/15/2006 12:34:45 PM PST by w_over_w (Don't tell me to go to your BLOG . . . just tell me how your day was.)
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To: Argh

Am FReepmailing you a link to where some great ones are!


35 posted on 02/15/2006 12:35:40 PM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Shermy

OUCH!


36 posted on 02/15/2006 12:37:16 PM PST by mlc9852
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To: Ragtop

Ding! Give that man a cigar!


37 posted on 02/15/2006 12:37:37 PM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: Shermy

A relative of Sandy Berger's?.......


38 posted on 02/15/2006 12:38:36 PM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Auntbee

It couldn't be helped, I was summoned! Just wait until the MSM starts reporting that the chap was hiding the lobster from Dick Cheney!


39 posted on 02/15/2006 12:40:15 PM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: bwteim

I hope it doesn't spawn more thefts.


40 posted on 02/15/2006 12:41:47 PM PST by GSWarrior
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