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I hate Valentines Day

Posted on 02/15/2006 9:45:01 AM PST by Pukin Dog

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1 posted on 02/15/2006 9:45:03 AM PST by Pukin Dog
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To: Pukin Dog

Wow, I think you're scarred for life!


2 posted on 02/15/2006 9:46:40 AM PST by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: caver
Oh, I am.
3 posted on 02/15/2006 9:47:54 AM PST by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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You poor thing....I do emphathize with you....I am a woman, and worked in offices with women..a lion's den would be safer!!

Well....I hope you save some Valentine "spirit" for a special lady when you got home!!


4 posted on 02/15/2006 9:49:20 AM PST by Txsleuth
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To: Pukin Dog

Hilarious!


5 posted on 02/15/2006 9:49:32 AM PST by JRochelle
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To: Pukin Dog

The most important question: What color is your hummer?


6 posted on 02/15/2006 9:49:58 AM PST by socialismisinsidious (Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.)
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To: Pukin Dog
I hate Valentines Day

Well, then this is your lucky day, since Valentine's was yesterday.

7 posted on 02/15/2006 9:50:14 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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LOL, pd, LOL. Nice move with the orchids. As a last-minute kinda guy myself, it was interesting to see store after store with a picked-over card section still brimming with "to my husband" cards but void of any "to my wife" ones.


8 posted on 02/15/2006 9:50:46 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("If I were a Cuban, I'd certainly be on a raft," Isane Aparicio Busto)
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To: socialismisinsidious
Red of course. Is there another?
9 posted on 02/15/2006 9:50:51 AM PST by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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Oh dear Gawd! I'm so sorry that you had to be affected by that! I hope that your evening was much better! :) For these reasons, I have forbidden my husband to deliver me anything at work, period. I can go to TJs and get a gorgeous bundle of flowers for 10 bucks and they last longer too! :D Thank you for all your hard work and for bringing so many smiles!


10 posted on 02/15/2006 9:51:53 AM PST by Jhohanna (Born Free)
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Aw Pukin, you deserve better. You were very sweet to get the okay to give the receptionist the orchids. :-)


11 posted on 02/15/2006 9:52:27 AM PST by saveliberty (Spitzer (fleas be upon him))
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"If your goal is sex, make sure you toss in the little stuffed animal."

How could you glean that from simply delivering flowers?


12 posted on 02/15/2006 9:53:14 AM PST by JRochelle
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To: NonValueAdded
Yep, not a single delivery was to a man. Like we aint got feelings?
13 posted on 02/15/2006 9:53:34 AM PST by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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LOL...I love the flowers at TJ's. I got two bundles yesterday!


14 posted on 02/15/2006 9:53:43 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Pukin Dog
nice! victory red or metallic?
black is OK too.
15 posted on 02/15/2006 9:53:45 AM PST by socialismisinsidious (Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.)
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Here's the rest of the story . . .

Secretary : "Ooh! Flowers! Thank you! And what's your name?"
You : "Pukin Dog"
Secretary : "Uh. I have to go wash my pencils now."

16 posted on 02/15/2006 9:54:48 AM PST by ZGuy
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To: ZGuy

lol


17 posted on 02/15/2006 9:55:34 AM PST by JRochelle
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How could you glean that from simply delivering flowers?

The facial expressions shared between the recipient and her gal-pals. I never miss a moment to learn more about women. Oh, and with Teddy Bears, size DEFINETLY matters.

18 posted on 02/15/2006 9:56:36 AM PST by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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"...every time I slowed down to handle a damned speed bump."

Okay, I can see why on this occasion with this particular guy and all the vases filled with water and flowers but I see it all the time, why do Hummer drivers slow down for speed bumps?

19 posted on 02/15/2006 9:56:57 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: ZGuy
How did you know?!?
20 posted on 02/15/2006 9:57:11 AM PST by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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